Announcer #1: "But wait... that's... that's... that's Les Man's music! That's Les Man's music! Ladies and gentlemen the Champion is back! The Champ is BACK, and he's--WOAH! HE'S GOING RIGHT FOR BREATHLESS INTENT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! He is going right after Breathless Intent"
Announcer #2: "No doubt, can you blame him? That's exactly what I would do in his situation."
Announcer #1: "There he is, he's jumping over a flaming motorcycle wreck--where the hell did that come from--and he's--HE'S GRABBING A CHAIR! This is NOT gonna' be pretty ladies and gentlemen!"
Announcer #2: "Nooo iiit ain't."
Announcer #1: "He running down the road after her right now! The fastest man in the world, Les Man, ladies and gentlemen, he's--OH MY GOODNESS! DID YOU SEE THAT? Did you see that ladies and gentlemen? Les Man JUMPED on top of the car, tore the roof of with his bare FEET, ladies and gentlemen, and now he's got Breathless Intent and he's scaling the side of the Empire State Building right now. Now he's taking the chair--HE'S TAKING THE CHAIR! He is TAKING the CHAIR, everybody, and he's, he's... OH MY! Oh my-lanta, he has taken the chair and sat her down in it and he is now checking her person for the win, and believe you me ladies and gentlemen, she is NOT wearing much underneath that fan--"
Announcer #2: "I don't know what's taking so long..."
Announcer #1: And is that--is that it? Does he have it? Is that the win?"
Announcer #2: "I think he has it."
Announcer #1: "I think that is... it looks like... YES! Ladies and gentlemen, YES! He has done it! He has DON IT! HE has taken the win, coming out retirement, this is... this is truly unbelievable, everybody. Truly... and amazing feat... to be seen here... today. I--that was truly unbelievable. Truly unbelievable. Did you see that? Did you SEE that?"
Announcer #2: "Yeah, I was watchin.'"
*Les Man grabs the mic* "You know, it's been a long road... to get this far. ...I never jumped that far before... But I just wanted... to let my fans... and the audience... know.... ...After this, if I lose the win... *shakes his head* I'm done. Win or lose, next fight... I'm gonna' retire...."