Five minutes later, after consoling his little puppy, the vampire grabs his cell phone and dials '888-WIZARD'.. and after spending 23 minutes on hold, gets through. He orders the 'Behind the curtain' Special for only three payments of $9.99 (but wait! one payment was slashed because he used a credit card for the order!).
Within 30 minutes, a special delivery was made.. and his little puppy was strapped up with rocket-wings (I'd go myself but have just now poured myself a gorgeous cuppa coffee!).. whizzing through the air after the crafty (but scrumptiously sexy) cowgirl. The win was dangling from a small leather pouch on the end of her broom.. which was gnawed with perfection by little Morticia. Within seconds, the win is hanging from her puppy fangs.. and within minutes back in it's master's hands. But not before the dutiful puppy gives the cowgirl a little nip on her luscious behind! Ha!
And now, I have my win, my puppy has her treat, and the usurper hopefully is tending to her sore bottom.