(pillow talk = me speaking in pillownese to the pillow)
Pillow Talk: Hello.. pillow.. please do me a favor.. something was placed under you.. something that I need!
Pillow Talk: Hey!
Pillow: Okayyyy, jeez! Keep your fangs on, ghoul!
Pillow Talk: OK.. just wiggle a bit.. the win falls out into my hands, capice?
Pillow: Sure.. but.. what's in it for me?
Pillow Talk: A new pillow case?
Pillow: Yipee! Ok dead dude.. it's all yours!