That.. is a fake. I'm sorry. I can offer you a few bucks for it but I'm afraid.. sorry.. this here.. is the real win *does vampire-sleight-of-hand behind your ear*...
Now this.. shiny thing in my hand.. this is the actual win. I've had it all along. And that is a long, long time.
*reaches for cape.. realizes it's 2011.. (he's forgetful).. then dives into a puddle instead (new trick