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Offline Anesa

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5750 on: July 17, 2011, 08:19:10 PM »
Decides to use some "interrogation tactics" to get the vamp to fork over the WIN...   Tied to a chair with a bright light shining in his face, the cowgirl begins telling the lamest, corniest "Vampire Jokes" known to man... And she is not using her quiet voice, but she is screaming them out LOUD through the bull-horn!   here we go:

Whatís it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Itís a pain in the neck.

What type of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.

Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water.

What is Draculaís favourite flavour of ice cream?
Vein-illa.

Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back pocket.

What is Draculaís favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines.

........before she could read the next one, the vampire held out the WIN, telling her to take it and never EVER tell another vampire joke again!


WINS!

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Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5751 on: July 17, 2011, 10:41:03 PM »
wins

Offline Anesa

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5752 on: July 17, 2011, 10:41:42 PM »
wins more

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Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5753 on: July 17, 2011, 10:48:10 PM »
Dolly coaxes a beautiful black stallion to come with her and distract the cow girls horse, as the horses run off together, dolly steals the win.

Offline Sybl

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5754 on: July 17, 2011, 10:50:31 PM »
*Knocks over Dolly into the dirt, the win flies up* I catch it and Win!

Offline Anesa

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5755 on: July 17, 2011, 11:01:27 PM »
Listens as Sybl chants:

I dropped my Dolly in the dirt
I asked my Dolly if it hurt
And all my Dolly said to me was
"Take the damn win, who needs it anyway!"


...and as Sybl catches the "flying WIN", I gently push her down onto the ground on top of Dolly....grabbing the WIN as Sybl topples across the sweet toy.

WINS!

Offline Sybl

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5756 on: July 17, 2011, 11:36:45 PM »
Camille is the Meanie this is so
I jumped back up and tossed her hat on a flying crow
She ran after the bird
and dropped the Win,
I picked it up and Yelled "I WIN!!"   XD

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5757 on: July 17, 2011, 11:53:36 PM »
/Edges past Sybl and steals win/ Win? /takes trip to Paris/

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Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5758 on: July 18, 2011, 12:05:36 AM »
is waiting in paris to steal the win

Offline Anesa

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5759 on: July 18, 2011, 12:16:28 AM »
(lol Sybl.... you rock girlie!)

Waits alongside the Dolly.... to thwart whatever plan she has to heist the WIN, taking it for myself...

WINS!

Offline Sybl

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5760 on: July 18, 2011, 12:24:59 AM »
I'm a published poet this is so, get outta my way, you gotta go... :P *snags win as I flash you with my grate poetree :P

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5761 on: July 18, 2011, 12:25:42 AM »
/passes by Sybl in a new (slightly stolen) limo and takes win before telling the driver to go to Italy/ Win

Offline Sybl

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5762 on: July 18, 2011, 12:28:11 AM »
*Hikes my skirt in the drivers mirror*, oops he crashed, and I snag the win....... again.

Offline Mordred

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5763 on: July 18, 2011, 03:10:28 AM »
Laying low in the back seat.. I wait till Sybl pulls over for some munchies. Tempted to wait to see what goodies she returns with, I realize now is the moment. Swiping the win, I also reprogam her radio settings (I'm of the shadow, what do you expect? :P).. The hitch a ride with a group of biker chicks.

Wins! *crowd cheers*

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Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5764 on: July 18, 2011, 04:10:54 AM »
Sneakily passing as a biker chic, I steal the win from your hands and drive off on one wheel, shape shifting into a mermaid as I ride off a cliff.

Offline Sybl

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5765 on: July 18, 2011, 04:25:32 AM »
 I dive over the cliff, and join you for a swim, I give you a hug, and steal the win   XD

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Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5766 on: July 18, 2011, 07:33:01 AM »
(that is so sweet..)

Plays and frolics with Sybl in the tepid waters, taking the win off her sneakily..but gently like the petal that she is.

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Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5767 on: July 18, 2011, 10:47:49 AM »
wins

Offline Sybl

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5768 on: July 18, 2011, 10:56:56 AM »
wins the win

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Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5769 on: July 18, 2011, 11:09:05 AM »
breaks the win in half and leaves a piece of it as she flees with the other half.

Offline Sybl

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5770 on: July 18, 2011, 11:22:20 AM »
Sprints after her, snags the broken piece and wins, again.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5771 on: July 18, 2011, 12:26:44 PM »
Wins :D

Offline Sybl

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5772 on: July 18, 2011, 02:34:33 PM »
Wins  ::)

Offline Mordred

Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5773 on: July 18, 2011, 02:56:50 PM »
Gotta big ol' cup of deep dark space.. where light can't escape.. totally absorbed into it's absolute void.. so yes, this I consider a win.

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Re: Re: Re: Last One Wins
« Reply #5774 on: July 18, 2011, 03:17:48 PM »
wins