Decides to use some "interrogation tactics" to get the vamp to fork over the WIN... Tied to a chair with a bright light shining in his face, the cowgirl begins telling the lamest, corniest "Vampire Jokes" known to man... And she is not using her quiet voice, but she is screaming them out LOUD through the bull-horn! here we go:
Whatís it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Itís a pain in the neck.
What type of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water.
What is Draculaís favourite flavour of ice cream?
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back pocket.
What is Draculaís favorite fruit?
........before she could read the next one, the vampire held out the WIN, telling her to take it and never EVER tell another vampire joke again!