One more, because I can't resist---
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
Browsing questionable sites claiming 'hot XXX girls galore',
Hardly Opera was starting, when suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server, "404".