I'd perhaps slightly rather two invidual twosomes. That way I can accidentally arrange a date with you both on the same night and have to keep making excuses to one of you while I run and meet the other. It takes a lot of work to run my life like a sit-com but I'm prepared to put the effort in.
And really James any credit for my post is rightly yours. I was just riffing on your theme.
Leading, inevitably, to that hilariously awkward moment when James and I each go looking for you, literally bump into each other, and simultaneously blurt out, in perfect sync, "What are you
Then there's that moment of realization, someone plays the trumpet "wah-wah-WAH" sound, and then, perhaps, you choose exactly that moment to fall out of the ceiling or something.
I had no idea that your life was taped in front of a live studio audience.