Why the bloody hell is the door jammed?! (M/F - Need F)Need: Groupie
Age: Anything that doesn't get me thrown in jail, eh?
Gender: Female. This is not up for discussion. Don't give a damn what you were born as, but you better have a pair of tits on that chest and a trench between those legs.
Daily Requirements: Worship me. Kiss the ground I walk on. Throw shoes at the one I deem 'Faceache', rewards will be given if a face shot is achieved.
Weekly Requirements: Scaring children. Shoplifting of useless, unneeded objects.
Monthly Requirements: Ritual chicken sacrifices to the Dark One.
Personality Requirements: Submissive. Must be able to tolerate an unstable environment, chain smoking, foul language, possibly some drugs, and the likely hood of being shot by gang members.
Will be working for: Genius, mastermind, demonic bassist for the greatest band in the universe and in all creation. Occasionally gasses and kidnaps people for their own good. Highly egotistical. Frequent and violent outbursts. Alcoholic and former speed addict. Forgets to shower, shave, and brush hair often. Proud Satanist and unhappily Anablephobia (that's the fear of looking up. You uneducated hillbillies).
Location: Head to 212 Wobbly St. I'm the handsome one with the six inch tongue and green skin. Ignore the Faceache with the black eyes, he's just some fucker I let run around my house. If that doesn't help you, then just ask for Murdoc.
I shall be taking applications all week. Written applications are nice, but I'm looking for something a little more 'proving'. Just show up and we'll figure out a way for your to prove your credentials.
Faceache seems to think putting a picture might help get more replies, so here you go: Me in all my glory....maybe that sodding fuck was just screwing with me...You all did want to see my photo, didn't you? Fucking moron, I'm going to give him another black eye for this. Sodding fuck is going to get it right between the eyes with a baseball bat this time...
So yeah, basically Michi wants to play as Murdoc from the Gorillaz. The entire band has a fictional life to live and an interesting story to tell. Murdoc's life is filled with music, drugs, abuse, demons, and alcohol. He doesn't seem to be scared of anything and will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. When things don't go as he demands them, he tends to take several paths. One being to hump it. Another being to beat it senseless. And another being to kidnap people and force them to do what he wanted them to in the first place.
Murdoc is a terrible womanizer. He will bed anything that breaths, but he does prefer a certain type of company when it comes to someone being around him constantly. 2D is his punching bag. Noodle is, in his mind, a genius and so he respects her. Russell, well, he's the best drummer in the world, so he has no choice but to keep the man close. So the female character who takes on the part of the 'Groupie' would need to be someone Murdoc would deem worth keeping around.
I was thinking of going along with the canon storyline for the Gorillaz. Having the girl enter in at the beginning (the Clint Eastwood video) and be Murdoc's Number 1
girl, even though he never admits it.
While I would prefer my partner to at least like the music of the band, I don't expect anyone to know the whole storyline for the band. The story would start with Murdoc getting the bright idea that advertising for groupies is the best course of action for meeting women. She would be the one to witness Murdoc's transformation from simply being an alcoholic, band creator to semi-demonic monster. Everything from drinking to kidnapping band members and creating an ocean hideout.
The game will likely go into the Bondage section.
Murdoc is a very music oriented person, so a lot of the game would surround the music aspect of his life and their time 'together'. This won't be romantic. Part of it could be a little bit, but not very much.
Anyway, PM me or Post here with interest or for more detail.