I will fill the second role.
I can play a male, even though I don't like to. I figure that Azz and I are members of the village guard, or the town/city/castle guard, and on a routine assignment we stumble into trouble, the trouble being two (particularly) wicked, if not undeniably sexy witches. Fun ensues. I think we can work with this plot quite a bit. My characters always have a significant amount of depth, and I'm very much into witchcraft right now!
I'll wait on you Azz. should our characters be brothers? brothers in arms? strangers? or rivals?