Sure. Why not. What could possibly go wrong.Name
: Chris "Shaker" CumberlandAge
: MBasic Physical Description
5'8" (172.7 cm)
138 lb (62.5 kg)
Brown hair, 1-2 inches, straight
"Soul Patch" styled facial hair, brown
Pale complexion, otherwise healthy skinDistinguishing Marks
: Linear scar along anterior palmar, right hand, 3 inches (7.5 cm) long. Inflicted by lawnmower blade.Psychological Profile
: During his childhood, [DATA EXPUNGED]. Various hallmarks of the trauma are apparent under long term examination of the subject, including: (1) introverted nature around coworkers, (2) extroverted nature amongst strangers, (3) overly cautious mannerisms associated with minor activities (e.g. ensuring the cap on a tube of tooth paste is securely fastened, retying shoelaces at the first sign of looseness, etc.), and (4) various phobias (see below). It's obvious that the subject has put his past behind him, and as such he poses minimal psychological risk.
Personality traits include...
Alert and perceptive
Calm under stress
Cleanliness and hygiene
Compassionate towards humans
Confidence in personal decisions
Confidence in decisions of superiors
Confidence with personal authority
Interest in the strange/occult/etc.
Lacks personal moral complications
Personal values are important
Respect for authority
Respect for subordinatesPhobias
: Acrophobia, Agoraphobia (N1), Aquaphobia profundus (N2), Arachibutyrophobia, Entomophobia (N3)Religious Beliefs
: As stated by the subject: "I am an agnostic atheist. I truly hope that there's an afterlife, but I simply can't believe it." (N4)Brief Personal History
: Born in Boston, MA. Raised in Boston. Father: high school physics teacher. Mother: elementary school gym instructor. Childhood interests include: biking, street sports, street fighting, soccer, reading (N5), marijuana, creative writing (N6), [REDACTED], and larceny. Arrested twice at ages 15 and 16: one count of marijuana possession, one count of assault, both acquitted. Graduated high school at 16, attended Boston University, undeclared major. Dropped out on 18th birthday, joined US Marine Corps. Served seven tours in Afghanistan, two tours in Iraq (see attached Combat Records) as fireteam leader. Maximum rank achieved: Staff Sergeant (E-6). Dishonorably discharged for [DATA EXPUNGED]. Because of the blood, these drew the Foundation's attention. Recruitment offered on return to Boston.Previous Employment
Shift worker at Burger King (Boston branch 33412). Age 16-18.
Staff Sergeant of USMC (Dishonorable discharge). Age 18-33Experience with the Supernatural
: 15-04-2012. 2138 UTC. Subject [DATA EXPUNGED] extinguished within three minutes. Subject then reported to local acting commander [REDACTED] and was immediately placed under military arrest, pending trial. Foundation interceded at this point.Next of Kin
: Father. Joseph Harold Cumberland. 67. 1087 Broadfield Pass, Boston, MA.Notes
N1: Specifically, being trapped within a crowd of people, unable to escape a crowd of people.
N2: Subject only fears being directly over deep water, such as in a boat or floating on the surface.
N3: Specifically, anything with many small legs crawling on the skin, such as arthropods, insects, etc.
N4: Subject is very much grounded in reality, and typically shuns spiritual matters. Discourage assignment to SCPs of religious nature.
N5: Lovecraft, Stephen King, Christopher Pike, Tolkein, Heinlen, Arthur C. Clarke, eventually Robert Jordan and Clive Cussler
N6: Much of his writing consisted of complex plots involving unsuspecting humans being subjected to incomprehensible scenarios. Themes, tone, etc. directly invoke Lovecraft's style. Discontinued after joining USMC. Talent negligible.