Just imagine if you were able to meet the perfect guy? You would have so much in common and you would get on so well. He would start off a friend and then a lover and you hope to one day marry him and have his children.
Here are just a few of the reasons he is the perfect boyfriend.
1. You get on with his friends! - Well when you have a house party he ties you down and lets them take turns fucking you.
2. He loves to party! - He takes you out often, gets you drunk, dresses you like a slut and humiliates you in public! Maybe sucking a strangers cock in the toilets?
3. He gets on with your family... by fucking mummy upstairs at christmas.
4. He nevers gets angry - But he does relax by tyng you up and spanking your bottom!
5. He wants kids! - But they will be black judging by the amount of black men he lets cum inside you.
6. He is filthy rich! Partly because he keeps selling his girlfriend out.
Anyone want this catch for their boyfriend?