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Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

National Masturbation Month
« on: May 09, 2008, 05:29:10 AM »
So, May is apparently National Masturbation Month.

WHY AM I ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS A THIRD OF THE WAY THROUGH THE MONTH?

By the way, the site that I linked to above is probably not safe for work.

Spel

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 10:03:55 AM »
omg! i am SO doing this! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Offline Hunter

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 10:05:29 AM »
Now here's a monthly celebration that I can enjoy.   ;)

Online MagicalPen

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 10:08:11 AM »
Every month is Masturbation Month for me....

Offline kongming

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 10:23:57 AM »
An honest-to-goodness wankathon? Finally a cause worthy of my time and effort :D

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 10:25:38 AM »
*is in training even as we speak*  :-X

Offline Kalen

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 10:28:46 AM »
Is this event open only to amateurs, or may professionals like myself 'lend a hand' as well?

Offline kongming

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 10:33:01 AM »
*is in training even as we speak*  :-X

Cue "Eye of the Tiger", the universal "training montage" music.

I did my training earlier, but perhaps I should step it up for an exhausting training regime, now that my sex drive is back.

Offline Hunter

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 10:33:46 AM »
Cue "Eye of the Tiger", the universal "training montage" music.

I did my training earlier, but perhaps I should step it up for an exhausting training regime, now that my sex drive is back.

What is this 'sex drive' thing that you are talking about?

Offline Kalen

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 10:35:13 AM »
It's what happens just before a booty call?

"Hey guys, I'm taking a sex drive.  Be back later."

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 10:35:20 AM »
What is this 'sex drive' thing that you are talking about?

kind of like the hollywood tours of the stars homes... everyone gets on a bus and then... umm... ok, shutting up now :)

Offline Kathadon

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2008, 10:36:11 AM »
Hmm.... now here I thought May only had Mother's Day to look forward to. ;)

Offline kongming

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2008, 10:39:08 AM »
Oh, and April is International "Spank Your Maid" month, according to the Ghastly Webcomic. I fully approve of that, of course.

Offline Kalen

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2008, 10:40:20 AM »
Hmm.... now here I thought May only had Mother's Day to look forward to. ;)

Only the truly kinky combine the too.  But hey, if that's your fetish...

Offline Hunter

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2008, 10:43:51 AM »
kind of like the hollywood tours of the stars homes... everyone gets on a bus and then... umm... ok, shutting up now :)

*blinks and looks innocent*  No, what?

Offline Cutter

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2008, 06:38:18 PM »
I can crush walnuts in my right hand I've trained so long and hard..........


No innuendo whatsoever. :P

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Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2008, 09:23:29 PM »
Oh, and April is International "Spank Your Maid" month, according to the Ghastly Webcomic. I fully approve of that, of course.

It is a crime that I missed that month...a crime, I say.

Offline kongming

Re: National Masturbation Month
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2008, 12:25:06 AM »
It is a crime that I missed that month...a crime, I say.

If I was actually skilled at using Flash, I'd totally make a "Spank your maid" game with it. Perhaps like DDR and friends, where you have to press the buttons on time to keep up a good rhythm, spanking the right spots.