There was this woman and a man on their first date. They went to a restaurant for dinner and after a few glasses of wine their topics of conversation start to heat up. At a certain moment the woman goes:
"I try to tell how good a man is in bed by the way he unlocks the door. If he can't find the keyhole for a long time, that means he is inexperienced and maybe not as good as I originally thought. But even if he finds it straight away, that means he is just looking for his own pleasure and lacks a bit of feeling in it."
The man just nodded and continued to sip on his wine. After a few more moments, the woman couldn't resist and asked: "So, how is it that you open the door?"
The man shrugged a bit and said: "Well, I start by licking the lock!"