'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin

Started by Vekseid, May 03, 2008, 04:42:02 AM

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Vekseid

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QuoteWhy the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.

Sherona

ok I think I will be grinning most of the weekend now...LOL

HairyHeretic

Well, penguins are known for inspiring lust in other species. I recall a story where a zookeeper in Reykjavik was suspended after colleagues caught him dressing Brunhilla the penguin in lingerie. His excuse was that the penguin was cold.
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Swedish Steel

Hehe, you sure that wasn't in England? And did Strangely have an alibi?
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HairyHeretic

According to the book I read it in, no. And rumours of Strangely dressing up as a penguin are completely unfounded  :P
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Cherri Tart

what about the photos of strangely dressed as a penguin? photoshop? ;)
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Swedish Steel

Dressed as a penguin in lingerie, no less.
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Elvi

Hey!....

That's my ever loving partner you're bad mouthing!

Errrr......was the penguin lubed?
If it was, then it could have been Strangely in a seal skin.....
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

HairyHeretic

The penguin could not be reached for a statement.
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Elvi

Could the seal?
He does look awfully familier....
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Cherri Tart

lol - looks the seal is enjoying itself MUCH more then the penguin.
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HairyHeretic

They just need to change positions so the penguin gets more from it too. Maybe penguin on top might be better?
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Elvi

It's legs are too short (and refrains from saying more because of where the thread is on-site)
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

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Quote from: Elvi on May 03, 2008, 11:26:51 AM
It's legs are too short (and refrains from saying more because of where the thread is on-site)

what's wrong with saying it's wings are stubby too? ;)
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



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Elvi

*laughs*
Step ladder or not, it'd keep rocking like a weeble, but it would fall down....

And nothing Cherri.....*rolls eyes*....nothing at all....
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HairyHeretic

You could fit the penguin with stabilisers. Or maybe rig up some kind of bungee / swing thing for it.
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Elvi

Well you could......NO!.....No.....shhhhhh....we're in public....
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Cherri Tart

you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



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HairyHeretic

Too hard to control .. haven't you watched Iron Man yet?
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Quote from: HairyHeretic on May 03, 2008, 11:54:17 AM
Too hard to control .. haven't you watched Iron Man yet?

NO! going to go see it tonight or tommorrow, tho! color me excited! :D
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HairyHeretic

Stay til after the credits. There's a little something right at the very end of the film.
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oh, i ALWAYS stay for the credits - i like reading them :)
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HairyHeretic

In this case there's about another 30s or so. I'll PM you if you want details of what it is, so I don't spoil it for anyone.
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Quote from: HairyHeretic on May 03, 2008, 12:26:17 PM
Stay til after the credits. There's a little something right at the very end of the film.

Thanks for the tip. I always like to stay for the credits too, but sometimes I get to stressed by people trying to get past me. Not this time though.
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