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Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3875 on: November 27, 2014, 10:14:27 PM »
*hugs the Josi*

Hmm...bad movie, methinks.

...a mime or a clown?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3876 on: November 28, 2014, 01:45:26 PM »
Oh! Both scare me! But clowns scare me more... so I chose that!

Someone in a mascot costume or someone in a Chuckie Cheese costume?

Online Bliss

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3877 on: December 10, 2014, 11:00:36 AM »
A mascot costume. Lower chance of permanently soaked-in urine, methinks.

A tiny potato who believes that you can do the thing, or the rock monster Gorignak from GalaxyQuest?

Offline Midwest Man

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3878 on: December 11, 2014, 10:52:05 PM »
Oh, it has got to be that tiny potato who believes that I can do the thing. I would hold it and pet it and call it my friend.

Would you rather go to bed with...a soft furry kitty, or a big warm puppy?

Online Bliss

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3879 on: December 12, 2014, 09:29:19 AM »
A soft furry kitty, they make the best belly-furnaces.

Snow White or Rose Red?

Offline Nowherewoman

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3880 on: December 12, 2014, 10:16:12 AM »
Can I have both? At once?  I'd have to go with Rose Red, if forced to choose. It's the bad girl thing.




Pinocchio, or Grumpy the dwarf?

Online Bliss

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3881 on: December 12, 2014, 10:27:21 AM »
Grumpy. I'm more interested in letting someone work out their rage with me than encouraging them to tell me lies. ;D

Hansel or Rapunzel's Prince?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3882 on: December 12, 2014, 11:37:56 AM »
Hansel he knows his way around shoving stuff into a hot spaces!

Someone with a hair fetish, or someone underage.. hrm..~

I might let Rapunzels Prince sleep on the foot of the bed, see where we go from there~

Would you rather go to bed with ...

The knowledge that aliens are coming to earth tomorrow or that when you wake up you'll be arriving on an alien planet!~

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Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3883 on: December 12, 2014, 03:51:12 PM »
I would have to say the aliens coming here. I like adventure and all, but I'd rather be sure that the place I wake up is going to have oxygen.

Would you rather go to bed with Bilbo or Frodo?

Offline Nowherewoman

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3884 on: December 13, 2014, 10:16:13 PM »
Frodo. Bilbo would start making up a song in the middle, forget what we were doing, and doze off.


Encased from the neck down in ice, or mud?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3885 on: December 14, 2014, 09:38:49 AM »
Mud~ As ice would probably kill me - yanno from the whole core temperature thing!

With a Prince or a Pauper?~

Offline Koyume

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3886 on: December 17, 2014, 09:53:34 PM »
If the pauper is an appealing female, then probably her, but otherwise the prince.

With a minotaur or a gargoyle?

Offline IntolerableMinx

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3887 on: December 17, 2014, 09:59:20 PM »
A bull or a dragon-snake thingy, in other words? Well since bulls are at least known for their sexual prowess... the first. Severe contusions and bruises expected, of course! ;)

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3888 on: December 18, 2014, 07:10:23 PM »
Think I'd go with a gargoyle...

Would you rather go to bed with...a Borg or a Klingon?

Online Batman4560

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3889 on: December 18, 2014, 07:23:38 PM »
Borg, no questions asked.

A spy or a serial killer?

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3890 on: December 18, 2014, 07:28:19 PM »
Spy, absolutely!

A Jedi ("Do or do not. There is no try.") or a Borg ("Resistance is futile.")? lol

Offline Charles

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3891 on: December 18, 2014, 07:53:42 PM »
Well on one hand I want to, on the other hand I have no choice.  :D I chose the Jedi, learn some moves of the force.

How about Obama or Putin?
« Last Edit: December 21, 2014, 08:53:32 PM by Charles »

Offline Stiletto

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3892 on: December 21, 2014, 08:51:38 PM »
Eh, I dislike both of them, but at least Putin has that macho streak in him... and this is about their prowess in bed! ;) So definitely Putin.

A pro wrestler or a pro sprinter?

Offline Koyume

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3893 on: December 21, 2014, 09:08:34 PM »
Hm, both could be fun, but I'm gonna go with the sprinter.

A tall reptilian humanoid covered in sleek, grey-green scales, or a short, squat, imp-like creature with bat wings and jet black skin?

Online Bliss

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3894 on: December 22, 2014, 10:22:55 AM »
The latter; short but squat implies a proportional tendency to girth despite a lack of length, and girthiness is a good thing. ;)

 An ugly vampire, or a handsome ghoul?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3895 on: December 22, 2014, 11:42:41 AM »
Hrm, my initial thought was ugly vampire, but upon reading about different types of ghouls I might go that way.~

Would you rather go to bed with... The knowledge that when you wake up tomorrow, you will have some super minor power! Like, telekinesis of objects under 2 grams or that when you wake up, you'll be a multi-millionaire?`

Offline Koyume

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3896 on: December 22, 2014, 01:50:59 PM »
Probably the money. Any kind of superpower, even a very, very weak one, would be awesome to have, but I don't think 2-gram telekinesis is worth that kind of dough.

A towering, four-armed monster with ram's horns and a coat of shaggy black fur, or three comically well-hung goblins?

Offline Nowherewoman

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3897 on: December 23, 2014, 08:08:15 AM »
Goblins. If I'm gonna be sore anyway, I'm at least going to get off a lot.


Catwoman or Wonder Woman?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3898 on: December 23, 2014, 10:18:55 AM »
Wonderwoman~  Less likely to sleep with you for personal gain, and a pretty good catch!

Would you rather go to bed with ... The enemy, of whom you've seduced for the sake of your country! and must keep up appearances! or A loved one who might secretly be the enemy sent to seduce you for the sake of their country!~

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #3899 on: December 23, 2014, 12:31:15 PM »
Seducing the enemy would be as close to a patriotic heroic act as I will ever probably get so I will go with that one!

Ummmm let's see, someone who is a 1/10 at sex that you could train to be a 10/10, or someone that starts off as an 8/10 and needs no work from you but will never get any better?