Would you rather go to bed with....

[Captain Maltese]

Um, I'd rather not fuck a zombie at all. Their breath stinks.

Police woman or fire man?

[Adammair]

Whore, knows what there doing.

Fast moving Zombie.. or Slow Moving Zombie.

Slow moving, so that once the longer-lasting love-making is done, I can get away before she eats my brains. Win-win!

Um, I'd rather not fuck a zombie at all. Their breath stinks.

Police woman or fire man?

Darn you for ninja'ing me on the post, Captain!

Police woman!

Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt?

[Mordred]

Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt? (aren't they the same person?) :)

Ohhh, I'd have to say Helen Hunt.. I think she probably has a better sense of humor. I could be wrong, but just have this hunch.

Wood Nymph.. or Mermaid?

[Harley]

I'd say the nymph.  So they don't smell fishy!

Jack Nicolson's Joker or Heath Ledger's Joker?   

[Prefect Mos]

Jack Nickelson... only do to the much higher probability of surviving.. as far as fun.. and sexyness though.. ledger's........

Christina Ricci as Harley Quinn, or Christina Ricci as Poison Ivy.

[Adammair]

Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt? (aren't they the same person?) :)

Exactly what I was thinking, Mordred!

Christina Ricci as Harley Quinn, or Christina Ricci as Poison Ivy.

I'd go to bed with Christina Ricci as ANYONE!

Courtney Cox or (sober) Courtney Love?

[Belle33]

Neither - what dreadful options.  Courtney Cox is likely clean - so I'll go with her.

Ashton Kutcher or Charlie Sheen

[Prefect Mos]

Kutcher, way less crazy....

As an aside.. people.. answer the damn question... if you dont have one... skip it... I know i messed up once asking for clarification.. but i didn't go on and post my own after!


Courtney Love and Andy Dick at the same time... or John Lovitiz

[Adammair]

Hmmm...I'm torn! I do like the way Courtney Love looks when she's not high out of her mind, but with Andy Dick at the same time?? Don't like him! And John Lovitz...his snotty, sarcastic type of humor is likely just an act, so I'm going with him...and Courtney Love at the same time

Norah Jones or Loreena McKennitt?

[derek]

Norah

Stevie Nicks or Adele?

[Adammair]

If it's young, Fleetwood Mac-era Stevie Nicks, and not 63-year-old (as of a few days ago) Stevie Nicks, then I'm going with her, any day!

Avril Lavigne or Ashlee Simpson?

[derek]

Avril Lavigne

Carmen Diaz or Jennifer Lopez

[Adammair]

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz or Jessica Simpson?

[Mordred]

Jessica Simpson

Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?

[derek]

Betty


Minnie Mouse or Daisy Duck? *eek*

[blknwhite11]

Daisy, she's quite a sassy female in cartoons I've seen.

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam. ROFL

[Adammair]

roflmfao

I can't decide! Next person?

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam?

[derek]

lol...pass

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam?

[Belle33]

Elmer Fudd, Yosemite doesn't seem to have bathed in years!  And Elmer's stutter might be useful in certain positions. 

Jessica Rabbit or Miss Piggy (Kermit's girl)

[Captain Maltese]

Jessica Rabbit. Wohoo!

Wiley Coyote or Daffy Duck?

[Belle33]

I'm gonna go with the coyote.  He's a creative chap - I can work with that.

Pepe Le Pew (the sexy skunk, I'm probably spelling that wrongly) or Speedy Gonzalez?

[Prefect Mos]

Pepe Le Pew...

Your Identical twin , Or your Opposite Sex twin.

[Adammair]

Opposite Sex twin. Always wished I had a sister.

Continuing the incest theme:

Your mother or your father?

[Harley]

You've got to be kidding me?

Well...  Going to bed with my mom would be just gross, since I came out of her.   So if I had to choose, it would be my dad. 

I can't believe I just admitted that.   


A flatulent or someone with really bad breath?

[derek]

A flatulent    lol....moving...

Perry Mason or Matt Dillon