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Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2525 on: May 31, 2011, 04:36:16 PM »
Whore, knows what there doing.

Fast moving Zombie.. or Slow Moving Zombie.

Slow moving, so that once the longer-lasting love-making is done, I can get away before she eats my brains. Win-win! ;D

Um, I'd rather not fuck a zombie at all. Their breath stinks.

Police woman or fire man?
Darn you for ninja'ing me on the post, Captain! ;)

Police woman!

Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2526 on: May 31, 2011, 05:34:27 PM »
Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt? (aren't they the same person?) :)

Ohhh, I'd have to say Helen Hunt.. I think she probably has a better sense of humor. I could be wrong, but just have this hunch.

Wood Nymph.. or Mermaid?

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Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2527 on: May 31, 2011, 05:37:21 PM »
I'd say the nymph.  So they don't smell fishy!

Jack Nicolson's Joker or Heath Ledger's Joker?   ;)

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2528 on: May 31, 2011, 05:43:58 PM »
Jack Nickelson... only do to the much higher probability of surviving.. as far as fun.. and sexyness though.. ledger's........

Christina Ricci as Harley Quinn, or Christina Ricci as Poison Ivy.

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2529 on: May 31, 2011, 06:35:35 PM »
Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt? (aren't they the same person?) :)

Exactly what I was thinking, Mordred! ;D

Christina Ricci as Harley Quinn, or Christina Ricci as Poison Ivy.

I'd go to bed with Christina Ricci as ANYONE!

Courtney Cox or (sober) Courtney Love?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2530 on: May 31, 2011, 07:51:10 PM »
Neither - what dreadful options.  Courtney Cox is likely clean - so I'll go with her.

Ashton Kutcher or Charlie Sheen

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2531 on: May 31, 2011, 09:25:23 PM »
Kutcher, way less crazy....

As an aside.. people.. answer the damn question... if you dont have one... skip it... I know i messed up once asking for clarification.. but i didn't go on and post my own after!


Courtney Love and Andy Dick at the same time... or John Lovitiz

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2532 on: May 31, 2011, 11:19:44 PM »
Hmmm...I'm torn! I do like the way Courtney Love looks when she's not high out of her mind, but with Andy Dick at the same time?? Don't like him! And John Lovitz...his snotty, sarcastic type of humor is likely just an act, so I'm going with him...and Courtney Love at the same time ;)

Norah Jones or Loreena McKennitt?
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Offline derek

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2533 on: May 31, 2011, 11:24:53 PM »
Norah

Stevie Nicks or Adele?

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2534 on: May 31, 2011, 11:29:47 PM »
If it's young, Fleetwood Mac-era Stevie Nicks, and not 63-year-old (as of a few days ago) Stevie Nicks, then I'm going with her, any day!

Avril Lavigne or Ashlee Simpson?

Offline derek

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2535 on: May 31, 2011, 11:34:22 PM »
Avril Lavigne

Carmen Diaz or Jennifer Lopez

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2536 on: May 31, 2011, 11:35:44 PM »
Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz or Jessica Simpson?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2537 on: May 31, 2011, 11:56:58 PM »
Jessica Simpson

Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?

Offline derek

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2538 on: June 01, 2011, 12:00:02 AM »
Betty


Minnie Mouse or Daisy Duck? *eek*

Offline blknwhite11

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2539 on: June 01, 2011, 12:29:50 AM »
Daisy, she's quite a sassy female in cartoons I've seen.

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam. ROFL

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2540 on: June 01, 2011, 12:34:26 AM »
roflmfao

I can't decide! Next person?

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam?

Offline derek

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2541 on: June 01, 2011, 12:36:19 AM »
lol...pass ;)

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2542 on: June 01, 2011, 06:49:31 AM »
Elmer Fudd, Yosemite doesn't seem to have bathed in years!  And Elmer's stutter might be useful in certain positions. 

Jessica Rabbit or Miss Piggy (Kermit's girl)

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2543 on: June 01, 2011, 08:48:05 AM »
Jessica Rabbit. Wohoo!

Wiley Coyote or Daffy Duck?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2544 on: June 01, 2011, 11:41:28 AM »
I'm gonna go with the coyote.  He's a creative chap - I can work with that.

Pepe Le Pew (the sexy skunk, I'm probably spelling that wrongly) or Speedy Gonzalez?

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2545 on: June 01, 2011, 12:01:13 PM »
Pepe Le Pew...

Your Identical twin , Or your Opposite Sex twin.

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2546 on: June 01, 2011, 08:06:41 PM »
Opposite Sex twin. Always wished I had a sister.

Continuing the incest theme:

Your mother or your father?

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Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2547 on: June 01, 2011, 08:47:28 PM »
You've got to be kidding me?

Well...  Going to bed with my mom would be just gross, since I came out of her.   So if I had to choose, it would be my dad. 

I can't believe I just admitted that.   


A flatulent or someone with really bad breath?


Offline derek

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2548 on: June 01, 2011, 10:19:58 PM »
A flatulent  :o  lol....moving...

Perry Mason or Matt Dillon

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Would you rather go to bed with....
« Reply #2549 on: June 01, 2011, 11:33:17 PM »