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Offline The Golden Touch

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2012, 05:31:55 PM »
I usually take a page from Firefly. -shrug-

Offline BetaBonk

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2012, 12:02:38 PM »
Fudge-bundles!
Sock-wafflin' Bungie-heimers!
Bonkle-Snifters!

Offline Immortal Flame

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2012, 08:34:20 PM »
"By the beard of Obi-Wan!"

Lovin' that Obi-Wan comment! :D


Offline MasterMischief

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2012, 10:36:05 AM »
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
--Mark Twain

I like 'poop'.  The sound of it brings levity and makes the situation tolerable.

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Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2012, 10:38:10 AM »
You gotta love "poop". 

In our house, we gauge how tired we are by how hilarious we find someone saying, as fast as they can, "Pee pee poo poo, poo poo pee pee!"

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Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2012, 11:10:04 AM »
As an American I just go full on British. "Bloody, Bugger, Wanker, tosser" are all acceptable in polite conversation due to cultural differences which is awesome.


Offline Koren

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2012, 11:21:54 AM »
When I'm annoyed with someone, I tell them to go defenestrate themselves.

That is just absolutely brillant. Reminds me of the time we were playing charades and my friend told me to act out defenestrate in the middle of a field and I just looked at him, with the little kids around us and went 'okay... sure.... HOW THE... HOW?!" It was quite funny at the time.

Anyway I usually go for telling someone "You person" instead of 'you bastard' and my most used one of "you'll keep" which apparently seems to be pure australianism so I've heard, as most people I say it to who aren't aussies get highly confused

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Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2012, 12:45:34 PM »
We had a song when I was in about fourth grade, where we'd take various nursery rhymes and 'defenestrate' them.  Something like:

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came spider who
Sat down beside her and
She threw it out the window.
The window
The second story window
Along came spider who
Sat down beside her and
She threw it out the window.

(The word 'threw' is hit as strongly as possible, depending on the amount of giggling going on.)

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Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2012, 12:48:14 PM »
Due to recent vocabulary lessons, I've taken to muttering that people "can go acerbate" themselves.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2012, 12:50:16 PM »
If you are lucky enough to have an empty chair near by when the need arrises...you can pretend someone else said the word.   ;D

Offline Mobats

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2012, 11:51:30 AM »
"Oh my goodness"
"Oh.... sheets"

Those are a few I could think of off the top of my head, but since I do have friends that are major Potter-heads (and yes I am one) I hear the following:

"For the love of Merlin"
"Merlins pants"

Offline LadyAVA

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2012, 01:50:11 AM »
Awesome Sauce :)

Offline Scarletta

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2012, 04:47:15 AM »
"Holy Trash Cans"
"Son of a binkie"

 Then my personal favorite that I've ever done!
"Frick frack fackity wack"

 :P

Offline Avis habilis

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2012, 12:17:13 PM »
Gorram ruttin' go se!

Offline LadyAVA

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2012, 12:35:37 AM »
"didja" lol "didja-eat yet" (did you eat yet?)
Im "Fixin" to lol hehe

Offline Chelemar

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2012, 01:44:00 PM »
holy frickafrackenfruckarucken batman, that's a lot of spaghetti!

Offline Maegnis

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2012, 01:23:45 AM »
Flakey...
Not even sure what it means exactly but I love saying it.

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Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2012, 01:22:23 PM »
Flakey usually means somewhat scatterbrained, like the person who assembles a casserole, puts it in the oven, sets the timer, and forgets to turn the oven on.  (Or turns the oven on and forgets to set the timer!)

Offline yaracyrrah

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2012, 11:56:23 AM »
I say "bleep" (or "bleeping").  Also "freaking", usually in the construction "FREAkin' MORons!"

My favorite, though, is "unprintable", which is used by the character Ebling Mis in Asimov's _Foundation_ series.  Alas, I haven't been able to train myself to use it without thinking about it.

Offline LadyAVA

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #44 on: September 23, 2012, 11:13:34 PM »
What the Sassafrass??

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Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2012, 08:58:01 AM »

Offline tazzlez60

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2012, 06:07:43 AM »
These all made me giggle! I constantly use the following:

-Bugger
-Bum
-"Ah poo"
-"Oh balls...." (not sure if that counts  xD)
-Frick on a stick

and my all time favourite..... FUDGE MUFFINS!!!!

Offline tozhma

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2012, 02:53:20 AM »
fizzcuck

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Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2012, 12:36:07 PM »
I have, on occasion, used 'fsck' as a cuss word.  Usually, by the time you're using fsck, cussing is implied.

Offline SweetKnickers

Re: Favorite Not-Dirty Word
« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2012, 08:13:16 PM »
"Stupid fruit basket!"
"Go masturbate with a fruit knife, you eggplant."
0___O. I tend to use the word eggplant and fruit as insults and I also like to utter phrases in which people should go and masturbate with sharp things. ::)