I am writing to you concerning an issue that affects hundreds, even thousands of women each year. I am talking about the devestating affliction known as shoe loss. Yes, even modern science can not effectively counter this terrible problem, but we hope with a small donation you can help bring Shoe Loss to an end. That's right, for just PENNIES a day, you could help alleviate the suffering of women around the globe who have lost a shoe.
We urge you to help, your donation could end this scourge once and for all. Make a donation in your name, or in the name of a woman you love.
The American Shoe Loss Society