Easy for you to laugh. I'm now on this last bottle. Ok, it's a large one.. IPA.. but.. it's like that last bite. You wanna savor it, let it swirl along the tastebuds.. enjoy every tiny little drop in it's fullest. *hmm or is he speaking of biting a neck?* My, the neck on this bottle is looking quite lovely. Ok, yes this is the ramblings of an intoxicated vampire. Fangs just happen to be hidden at the moment. *sighs* Very well hidden.
Aaarghh!! ... is drinking alcohol really, truly, nothing more than a hopelessly-inadequate substitute for finding the fulfillment of that ideal romantic partner that so few, if any, of us have found? God that's a depressing thought. :(
Whatever, let's see what else I got in the ole' liquor cabinet ........
Here's to the cold hard truth. :) *raises a glass*