From time to time I get messages from bots. I like to think that I'm pretty quick at catching them but then again they give themselves away so quickly that I wonder if anyone ever actually falls for this stuff. Usually I just entertain myself like this...
kate smith: Hello
postmodernist80: Not to be forward, but do I know you?
kate smith: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you?
kate smith: im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online especially via webcam, do you webcam?
postmodernist80: Yellow water makes Joe's brain fry the pancakes.
kate smith: ahhh ok are you signed up to any dating sites? i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much!
postmodernist80: I cannot bring the tire oil! LOL Do you upstart the tango?
kate smith: i see..where do you live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things anytime i take a break from school work i jump online
postmodernist80: I cannot find the cake.
kate smith: well...i am a true "autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camera you can google it if you dont believe me! lol, have you ever used WebCamCrush?
postmodernist80: I ate pie in the serengeti but my toes are too cold.
kate smith: its a yahoo adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype, its been up for a while..they give you a unique page, my link is snipped
postmodernist80: I know my selfish coocoo outter fooled me.
kate smith: if you go there my video will load, is it displaying for you on the right side?
postmodernist80: I'd like to glue a tiny moustache on the magazine
kate smith: yea you just click the "Accept Invite" button on the bottom left and it'll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL
postmodernist80: Bacon has too much theft, I always avoid peeing there.
kate smith: well im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone
postmodernist80: Wookie snatcher eat a bunch of pie.
kate smith: my number is 206-222-1648...my phone is dead, so give it a few minutes to charge, and please dont go give that out! hehe...come talk to me over on the chat site
postmodernist80: The itch down below can't say hello. lol
postmodernist80: They're crazy lunch digits.
kate smith: its free, they ask for info for age verification...im sure i'll keep you entertained though
kate smith: i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, fill out your info, its only for age verification k?
postmodernist80: Cellphone poppin' candy?
kate smith: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded, just watched!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
postmodernist80: Plastic go baby was right.
kate smith: credit card is just to verify your age, it's free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member
postmodernist80: Fuzzy stuff eats the pigsfeet.
kate smith: yup, then once your logged in my video will appear again right in front of you, and you can join me for some private time
postmodernist80: FART BLUE THE PEANUT BUTTER!!!!
kate smith: I should be somewhere on the top row, you should see my pic
postmodernist80: OHHHHHH Wasteland is calling the goat boy.
kate smith: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
kate smith: k
kate smith: are u in babe??
kate smith is typing...
kate smith: k
postmodernist80: Missing the soundbite coca cola pan.