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Online MagicalPenTopic starter

We've been invaded!
« on: March 26, 2008, 07:48:56 AM »
...by Spiders! Last few times i've checked, there seems to have been close to 50 Spiders, mostly from Yahoo, rampaging through the site. Any particular reason for this increased spider activity? 10 or so isn't bad, but the amount that have been around lately, well, i hope you don't suffer from arachnophobia !

Offline Greenthorn

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 08:12:48 AM »
Ohhhh you noticed em too? I hate bugs, spiders, moths *shivers*..KILL THEM!

Online MagicalPenTopic starter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 08:16:58 AM »
Their powers are growing too!

Yahoo spider      09:12:27 am     Printing the topic "You cannot corrupt me!".

Yahoo spider      08:58:13 am     Playing Blackjack BBT in the arcade.


Next, they'll be registering and posting!

Offline Cutter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 02:02:22 PM »
Interesting stats.

As long as they don't manifest into mutant spiders.

*loads Sig Sauer just in case*

Online MagicalPenTopic starter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 02:03:33 PM »
Interestingly enough, shortly after posting that i noticed one REGISTERING for an Account and another one Posting.

Madness I tell you, madness!

Offline Cutter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 02:28:56 PM »
The Invasion has begun.

Damn nuclear radiation............

Offline Spider

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 08:33:49 AM »
We are Legion, for we are many

Offline Cutter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 02:20:25 PM »
Time for Father Karass to do an exorcism!

Online MagicalPenTopic starter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 02:22:56 PM »
I guess we can hope that the female spiders eat all the male ones, preventing any sort of reproduction!

Offline Cutter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 02:26:18 PM »
Hmm, good point,but then we are going to have a bunch of female spiders who feel bloated and  uncomfortable with their looks and....well, you can imagine the tension...

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Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 06:15:15 PM »
*hands Silvestine a can of Raid*

Offline NightBird

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 01:19:41 PM »
Looks like we need some cyber-Raid based on the number of spiders the past, oh, 72 hours or so!

Added:

Okay, this one kinda makes me chuckle:

Yahoo spider  13:21:19 Viewing the topic Hello! I'm new, I don't know where I am and I don't know what I'm doing! XD.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 01:21:27 PM by NightBird »

Offline Cutter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 01:34:50 PM »
 :P Well, Hope they read the Rules. So annoying that newbies don't.....

Online MagicalPenTopic starter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 01:38:19 PM »
The spider population at any given time on the forums is greater then actually people. I wish we could sqush them....

Offline Mindhazingsquid

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 08:35:33 PM »
Forgive my ignorance, but what ARE spiders?

Online MagicalPenTopic starter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2008, 09:59:38 PM »
Little 'bots' search engines send out to scour the web for information.

And to keep down the 'fly' population...

Offline NightBird

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2008, 10:24:11 PM »
Also nasty, wicked venomous things that bite you and leave you dealing with golf-ball size abscesses and enormous open wounds that take a couple of years to heal and leave revolting scars.

Offline Mindhazingsquid

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2008, 12:19:32 PM »
What do they do with said information.

Online MagicalPenTopic starter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2008, 12:54:10 PM »
Use it for search engines etc. Not really sure - there was a thread a while ago about them where it was explained better.

I was just ranting about the insane numbers of spiders.

Offline Hunter

Re: We've been invaded!
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2008, 02:23:30 PM »
Apparently, they're planning a party or something.



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