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Author Topic: Things you don't want to hear on the first date  (Read 10496 times)

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Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #75 on: April 30, 2012, 07:29:21 AM »
I'm doing this reality show....hope you don't mind.

Offline Berek

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #76 on: May 02, 2012, 07:37:43 AM »
Let me just set up the webcam...

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #77 on: May 02, 2012, 07:39:46 AM »
This is my first date so I hope you don't mind if my mom documents it for me on video.

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #78 on: May 02, 2012, 07:43:20 AM »
"...so then I hid the body, and...What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #79 on: May 02, 2012, 07:44:07 AM »
Mind if I bring my cats with me?

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #80 on: May 02, 2012, 07:50:28 AM »
Who...him...he's just my gimp.  He won't make a sound.

Offline Shadowfox113

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #81 on: May 02, 2012, 12:00:33 PM »
It's just a lip fungus, it comes and goes...

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #82 on: May 02, 2012, 12:02:43 PM »
Sorry I had to bring the children...It's my wife's turn to go out solo.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #83 on: May 02, 2012, 02:57:08 PM »
Don't worry I just want sex

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #84 on: May 02, 2012, 03:21:58 PM »
I never have sex on a first date

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #85 on: May 02, 2012, 03:33:26 PM »
I really dig your nose hair.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #86 on: May 02, 2012, 03:40:46 PM »
If you are out with a woman something a woman does not want to hear......You look just like my best friend from high school, he had hair in his ears too.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #87 on: May 02, 2012, 03:42:39 PM »
^__^ I don't think many men would appreciate that either!

My car was impounded, do you mind riding on the back of my bicycle?

Offline ThatRPGuy

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #88 on: May 05, 2012, 12:51:06 AM »
This one actually happened, and has an entire creepy story to go along with it.
*creepy state* What do you think of the names Robert and Amanda?"

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #89 on: May 05, 2012, 03:44:15 AM »
"I really like you...but then, I also really liked my ex who ended up stalking me, killing my dog, and stealing my car and wrecking it..."

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #90 on: May 05, 2012, 05:24:38 AM »
The thing I don't want to hear on a first date is, "You have no chance of ever being with Adammair. He is taken so get over it.".(I like my delusions) :-[ :-[

Offline Xenolord

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #91 on: May 05, 2012, 10:17:56 AM »
"If we get married, can we get married on a Bird of Prey, by a Klingon?"

Yep. I went there.

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #92 on: May 05, 2012, 03:30:50 PM »
10001010 00011010 10101010  oh i'm sorry i thought everyone spoke binary. 

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2012, 09:49:02 AM »
I know we barely know each other, but could you lend me fifty dollars, til my mom gets paid.

Offline Rex Pacis

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #94 on: May 06, 2012, 09:51:07 AM »
"Hey can you validate my parking?"

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #95 on: May 07, 2012, 09:57:47 AM »
I promised my girl friend I would bring you back to our place afterwards, she likes to take pictures of my dates.

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #96 on: May 07, 2012, 10:29:17 AM »
How do you feel about crabs? Hmmm...we're not getting seafood.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #97 on: May 07, 2012, 11:57:04 AM »
So I just came out of the psych ward..

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #98 on: May 07, 2012, 12:52:47 PM »
"So I just came from a rave. I'm still pretty smashed..."

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #99 on: May 07, 2012, 12:53:51 PM »
I love getting free food on dates! Where are you taking me for dinner?