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Author Topic: Things you don't want to hear on the first date  (Read 10543 times)

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Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2012, 06:54:09 AM »
Can you cut my toenails first?

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2012, 11:15:59 AM »
You did bring your credit card, didn't you?

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2012, 11:31:41 AM »
Just so you know, I'm impotent.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2012, 01:42:53 PM »
Here's a tissue *pulls tissue from bra*

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2012, 01:44:20 PM »
I have my own tissues *Pulls from crotch*

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2012, 01:59:06 PM »
I have my own tissues *Pulls from crotch*
That is amazing.. but most definitely undesired to the ears on a first date.


So my wife thinks i'm cheating on her.

Offline Mordred

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2012, 02:11:40 PM »
Oh shit. Lemme just make a pitstop at the store.. forgot, I don't have any condoms. We are gonna have sex, right? I mean.. jeez.. you ordered lobster!

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #57 on: April 28, 2012, 10:30:54 AM »
Oh here,*reaches in purse and hands him a note*, this my price list, some of which is negotiable of course.

Offline Mordred

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2012, 12:01:58 PM »
I'll have extra garlic on that!

Offline Raeyna

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2012, 06:24:05 PM »
*looking up from iPhone* I've booked the Church for Saturday. I'm so excited about our wedding!

Offline Kurzyk

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2012, 06:30:28 PM »
Go ahead and order, I'll be right back... man I really have to take a crap.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #61 on: April 28, 2012, 07:44:23 PM »
Oh...I didn't tell you I lived in my parents' basement?

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #62 on: April 28, 2012, 08:06:32 PM »
My boyfriend will of course be joining us for dinner, and I think he may even be planning on pay for his own meal.

Offline Mordred

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2012, 09:09:44 PM »
Hey.. wanna see my laboratory?

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #64 on: April 29, 2012, 08:24:41 AM »
"Whaddya mean you've never met a 30th level dwarven cleric/fighter/thief?!"

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #65 on: April 29, 2012, 02:27:38 PM »
Here grab these change rolls, and help me get these quarters and dimes rolled, we should be good with just those, but if we have desert we will have to roll up some nickels.

Offline Rhys Thanatos

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #66 on: April 29, 2012, 09:12:10 PM »
So, I just wanted to let you know before this date goes any further.  I really have a penis under this skirt.  I hope you dont mind, I can keep it hidden if you prefer.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #67 on: April 29, 2012, 09:20:09 PM »
Hey...can I borrow 20 bucks?

Offline Rhys Thanatos

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #68 on: April 29, 2012, 09:22:27 PM »
I have to wear a colostomy bag

Offline Xenolord

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #69 on: April 29, 2012, 09:35:51 PM »
What do you mean I can't bring another two dates to this one? Girls are like Voltron. The more you hook up, the better it gets!

Offline Raeyna

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2012, 01:25:29 AM »
I'm 6 weeks pregnant, congratulations Daddy!

Offline Xydaef

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2012, 02:07:05 AM »
I really like you, you should meet my family!

Offline Veluux

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2012, 02:59:17 AM »
My ex __________.

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #73 on: April 30, 2012, 03:18:44 AM »
My ex __________.

...is pregnant. I really should be getting back to her.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #74 on: April 30, 2012, 04:22:18 AM »
wanna go dumpster diving?