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Author Topic: Things you don't want to hear on the first date  (Read 10537 times)

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Offline Malthas

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2012, 06:32:07 AM »
Hey did I ever mention you look like my last ex he was such a jerk and.....

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2012, 07:54:00 AM »
My mom is almost ready, she will be dropping us off and picking us back up, she does not think is is safe for me to be out after dark, without her.

Offline Coreli

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2012, 09:54:57 AM »
... before we get started, let's go over some ground rules...

Offline Sasquatch421

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2012, 01:02:46 PM »
I almost didn't make it....I just got my Night Elf to level 60 in WoW!

Offline Xandi

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2012, 01:16:30 PM »
I think I might be pregnant

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2012, 01:19:41 PM »
I have a strict gaming schedule, let's get this overwith.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2012, 01:22:56 PM »
My mother is making me go out with you

Offline Phil66666Topic starter

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2012, 01:28:42 PM »
My mom is almost ready, she will be dropping us off and picking us back up, she does not think is is safe for me to be out after dark, without her.


But don't worry, since she fell in that vat of acid she's got a thing for guys like you.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2012, 01:29:05 PM »
My ex says we can only do this dinner, nothing else.

Offline Artairus Dent

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2012, 04:27:30 PM »
So, what's your 'safe word'?

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2012, 04:37:17 PM »
So, what's your 'safe word'?
Count me in? hehe awesome.



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Offline Belle33

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2012, 07:27:45 PM »
This is the first good meal I've had since leaving prison.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2012, 07:48:05 PM »
Mind if I bring my cats?

Offline Belle33

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2012, 08:03:33 PM »
I'm not too picky about where we eat, as long as it's vegan, non gluten, non dairy, organic and kosher. 

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2012, 08:06:32 PM »
So, we're gonna do it right?

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2012, 08:09:36 PM »
By the way, I don't have any cash and my credit card was hacked.

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2012, 08:10:56 PM »
I think I might be pregnant

"Be honest. Do I look pregnant?"

Offline DeMalachine

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2012, 08:23:39 PM »
I can vouch for this restaurant. The food is wonderful. And the staff are so accomodating, too. Once, I came here with one of my realdol- oh, never mind.

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2012, 08:28:10 PM »
I forgot to mention just one small detail It's run by nudists and we're going to be overdressed. 
« Last Edit: April 26, 2012, 08:30:41 PM by PigPin »

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2012, 08:29:15 PM »
"Can we go to a different restaurant? My parole officer just walked in..."

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2012, 08:32:19 PM »
Don't be alarmed if you see a lot of flashing lights...I'm sort of in the middle of a police chase....I just escaped from prison to meet you....So what do you do?

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2012, 08:37:00 PM »
"Are you sure this is our first date? I feel like I've met you somewhere..." *snaps fingers* "...THAT'S IT! In my former life, we were... (insert your own continuation here)" XD

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2012, 08:39:23 PM »
I knew it you do look prettier up close, those binoculars doesn't do you justice.

Offline synthesis

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2012, 01:40:11 AM »
I'm just drifting along, jobs are for the weak...

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2012, 06:10:36 AM »
Do you mind if my girlfriend comes along, she doesn't trust me for some reason?