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Author Topic: Things you don't want to hear on the first date  (Read 10538 times)

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Offline Zaphod

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #175 on: May 15, 2012, 12:47:09 PM »
Oh, I usually brush my teeth once a month.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #176 on: May 15, 2012, 02:37:15 PM »
I want 10 kids

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #177 on: May 15, 2012, 02:45:12 PM »
I may or may not be shooting blanks care to find out?

Offline Mordred

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #178 on: May 15, 2012, 02:47:09 PM »
Do you have any itch cream in that purse? Myyyyyy god.. it's killing me.. right here in the groin. Hell.. if not.. gotta brush in there? That would feel heavenly. Ohhh, you have nice sharp nails. Would you mind?

Offline DeMalachine

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #179 on: May 24, 2012, 08:23:29 PM »
And the really great thing about me is that my foreskin is so long, I can tie a knot in it and not have to worry about rubbers. Good, eh!

Offline TheLegionary

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #180 on: May 24, 2012, 09:04:48 PM »
Dont you think you should start a diet?

Offline mishi

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #181 on: May 24, 2012, 10:17:30 PM »
Sorry I have to go, I think I just sharted.... unless you are ok with it?

Offline TheLegionary

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #182 on: May 24, 2012, 10:44:03 PM »
Sorry for farting too much.

Offline mishi

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #183 on: May 24, 2012, 10:50:28 PM »
That's ok, I live by the sewage treatment plant so I am use to it.

Offline PigPin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #184 on: May 25, 2012, 03:14:32 PM »
What has two thumbs and is getting laid tonight? *points thumbs to himself* THIS GUY

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #185 on: May 25, 2012, 08:00:35 PM »
You look much better without the curtains framing you

Offline mishi

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #186 on: May 25, 2012, 11:47:34 PM »
You remind me of my mother.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #187 on: May 26, 2012, 12:14:16 AM »
I just found out this morning that I'm pregnant! Isn't that great?!

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #188 on: May 26, 2012, 12:25:49 AM »
I've got 3-month refills on my psych meds.

Online Caitlin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #189 on: May 26, 2012, 01:56:59 AM »
I'm only dating you because my mother forced me to.

Offline Kirce

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #190 on: May 26, 2012, 05:01:31 AM »
- "Do you use the Three-Date Rule? Because I rather skip it with you."

- "Uh huh?"

Online Caitlin

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #191 on: May 26, 2012, 05:15:59 AM »
"Woa the girl (/boy) behind you looks way hotter than you do!"

Offline wiccaangel311

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #192 on: May 26, 2012, 12:13:29 PM »
You and i would make beautiful children

Offline Kirce

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #193 on: May 26, 2012, 12:14:29 PM »
- Are you in the pill?

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #194 on: May 26, 2012, 12:16:49 PM »
Wanna play 'house'? You can be the front door and I'll slam you.

Offline Kirce

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #195 on: May 26, 2012, 12:23:54 PM »
- So later tonight when you invite me to go inside your apartment...

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #196 on: May 26, 2012, 12:26:57 PM »
Would you mind brushing your teeth next time?

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #197 on: May 26, 2012, 12:30:15 PM »
- So later tonight when you invite me to go inside your apartment...

*was actually thinking of almost that exact same thing, before I posted my last post. ;D Great minds think alike, Kirce!*

Offline mishi

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #198 on: May 26, 2012, 12:32:12 PM »
You know what?! I actually shit glitter today!

Offline Kirce

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #199 on: May 26, 2012, 12:32:53 PM »
*was actually thinking of almost that exact same thing, before I posted my last post. ;D Great minds think alike, Kirce!*

Highfive!! :)

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