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Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #150 on: May 13, 2012, 11:24:51 AM »
(.... you lost me at sex-film. In fact you lost me completely lol.)

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Offline gaggedLouise

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #151 on: May 13, 2012, 11:40:52 AM »
You haven't seen Taxi Driver? (well, the rest of the film is nothing like that cold extract from a "sinful Scandinavian movie")

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Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #152 on: May 13, 2012, 11:45:32 AM »
Nope. Sorry. If I have, I don't recall it.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #153 on: May 13, 2012, 12:42:19 PM »
Can you pay the bill? I ran short of limit in all my credit cards.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #154 on: May 13, 2012, 02:50:54 PM »
Hey my girlfriend is coming with us, she just broke up with her boyfriend and needs some company and perhaps dinner.

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #155 on: May 13, 2012, 05:19:19 PM »
Server: "What would you like?"
Date: "...his liver, with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti."

>:)

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2012, 05:41:52 PM »
I forgot to fill my meds, but should be ok, you may need to make sure you do not let me get behind you for any length of time, as without my meds I sometimes see and think things that areillusion's.

Offline Kirce

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #157 on: May 13, 2012, 06:35:09 PM »
I love you.

Really? We just met!

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #158 on: May 13, 2012, 06:36:33 PM »
You forgot your makeup.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #159 on: May 14, 2012, 05:14:30 PM »
This is me with the makeup! ;)

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #160 on: May 14, 2012, 05:15:01 PM »
I forgot my kilt, can I borrow a skirt?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #161 on: May 14, 2012, 05:16:08 PM »
I always had the biggest crush of Charles Manson.

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #162 on: May 14, 2012, 05:18:33 PM »
"Your so much better than my last date. She didn't even have a pulse."

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #163 on: May 14, 2012, 05:32:21 PM »
"I'm sorry, what? I was distracted by that HUGE piece of food between your teeth..."

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #164 on: May 14, 2012, 05:33:47 PM »
I thought we could go to the carnival and clean up after the elephants, I love to do that!

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #165 on: May 14, 2012, 05:35:41 PM »
I don't believe in showers.

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #166 on: May 14, 2012, 05:37:30 PM »
I don't believe in showers.

"...unless they're golden"

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #167 on: May 14, 2012, 05:38:41 PM »
I don't believe in brushing my teeth.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #168 on: May 14, 2012, 05:40:59 PM »
Before we even start I'll need a list of all your lovers.

Offline Adammair

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #169 on: May 14, 2012, 05:45:33 PM »
"So, tell me. Do you believe in polygamy?"

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #170 on: May 14, 2012, 05:48:20 PM »
You look just like my mother.

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #171 on: May 14, 2012, 10:18:40 PM »
I'm a reproductive abuser.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #172 on: May 14, 2012, 11:10:30 PM »
I don't believe in showers.

(Young woman:) "Why have you come here on barefoot?"
(Man:) "I don't trust shoes."

-First encounter between the slave trader/mercenary (played by Klaus Kinski) and a Brazilian genteel lady in the film Cobra Verde, by Werner Herzog; after a while, they end up man and wife. Not the only weird oneliner Kinski gets to say in the movie, either, another one is this, when he and a crony have been caught by an African tribe (whom they wanted to catch and sell as slaves of course) and are lying bound in a field, surrounded by spear-waving, dancing tribesmen:

(crony:)"Aren't you afraid of dying?"
"I haven't tried it yet."

 ;D
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Offline Argleblather

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #173 on: May 14, 2012, 11:58:59 PM »
These are all 73 of my cats... *flips out 348598 page album*

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #174 on: May 15, 2012, 04:43:08 AM »
*walks up to you and leans in close to sniff you*

You on the rag?