"You're such a hjewel in the rough.
You wanna show me your stuff?
For my money, you can't be too soon!
I'll meet you, meet you in the ladies' room, a-ha-ha..."
(lyrics from Kiss, Ladies' Room - I once had that song playing on the radio in an RP of two bound women prison inmates (played by me and a buddy) getting forced to suck off a corrupt warden)