You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 07, 2016, 08:39:34 AM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Things you don't want to hear on the first date  (Read 10511 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Xandi

  • Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all. HUGS from the Queen of Hugs.....Hugs
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2009
  • Location: In Xandiland where everyone is respectful or they get their head chopped off.
  • Gender: Female
  • Light dispels darkness, Widsom dispels ignorance
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #125 on: May 12, 2012, 12:52:46 PM »
You've had your shots, right?

Offline TheLegionary

  • War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength.
  • Knight
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2009
  • Location: Wherever you want!
  • Gender: Male
  • Always ready to fight.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #126 on: May 12, 2012, 12:57:29 PM »
Will you marry me?

Offline Xandi

  • Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all. HUGS from the Queen of Hugs.....Hugs
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2009
  • Location: In Xandiland where everyone is respectful or they get their head chopped off.
  • Gender: Female
  • Light dispels darkness, Widsom dispels ignorance
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #127 on: May 12, 2012, 12:58:16 PM »
If you could just sign this non disclosure statement we can begin.

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #128 on: May 12, 2012, 12:59:02 PM »
You don't mind if I use your tub, right? I'll try not to clog the drain.

Offline TheLegionary

  • War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength.
  • Knight
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2009
  • Location: Wherever you want!
  • Gender: Male
  • Always ready to fight.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #129 on: May 12, 2012, 01:01:46 PM »
Would you mind telling me your blood type? I just want to be sure that Fetal erythroblastosis will not take place if we have a baby.

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #130 on: May 12, 2012, 01:08:14 PM »
I'm sorry, you did say that your a donor, correct?

Offline Grainne

  • *Herself**Always the Muse**Friend of Chaos*
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2012
  • Location: In my meadow, fingerpainting with love and light..
  • Gender: Female
  • Revelation: Life? Waay to brief not to smile. :)
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #131 on: May 12, 2012, 07:37:51 PM »
Do you mind if we stop by the s.o.'s and ask permission?

Offline shooter6806

  • Iridescent S's husband, Righter of Wrongs
  • Knight
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2012
  • Location: Your wildest dreams
  • Gender: Male
  • No matter where you go......there you are.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #132 on: May 12, 2012, 07:44:04 PM »
My dad's a cop.

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #133 on: May 12, 2012, 07:45:52 PM »
Hey do you mind dropping me off at the Doc's when we're done here? I got this thing I need to get looked at.

Offline Grainne

  • *Herself**Always the Muse**Friend of Chaos*
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2012
  • Location: In my meadow, fingerpainting with love and light..
  • Gender: Female
  • Revelation: Life? Waay to brief not to smile. :)
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #134 on: May 12, 2012, 07:46:42 PM »
My dad's a cop.
Ha!

So...did I tell you my Dad's a pastor?

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #135 on: May 12, 2012, 07:59:54 PM »
I want our family to be like Christ.

Offline Xandi

  • Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all. HUGS from the Queen of Hugs.....Hugs
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2009
  • Location: In Xandiland where everyone is respectful or they get their head chopped off.
  • Gender: Female
  • Light dispels darkness, Widsom dispels ignorance
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #136 on: May 12, 2012, 08:23:08 PM »
I hope you don't mind but I had beans for dinner. I am kinda gassy sorry

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #137 on: May 12, 2012, 08:38:55 PM »
Ha!

I didn't want to say this, but I've been watching you for some time now.....

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #138 on: May 12, 2012, 08:42:49 PM »
Are you free next week? I need someone to watch my kids while I go on a date with this guy I'm really into.

Offline gaggedLouise

  • Quim Queen | Collaborative juicy writer
  • Champion
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2011
  • Location: Scandinavia
  • Gender: Female
  • Bound, gagged and unarmed but still dangerous.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #139 on: May 13, 2012, 09:04:39 AM »
"-It's a mystery to me, but the game commences...

-The usual fee, Sir, plus expenses."

(opening lines of Dire Straits' Private Investigations, with one or two words added and removed)
« Last Edit: May 13, 2012, 09:08:25 AM by gaggedLouise »

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #140 on: May 13, 2012, 09:34:42 AM »
"-It's a mystery to me, but the game commences...

-The usual fee, Sir, plus expenses."

(opening lines of Dire Straits' Private Investigations, with one or two words added and removed)

Wow.... Just WOW. That would be horrible to hear on a date.

"Ms, my husband asks that I take you home to meet him. Sound good?"

Offline gaggedLouise

  • Quim Queen | Collaborative juicy writer
  • Champion
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2011
  • Location: Scandinavia
  • Gender: Female
  • Bound, gagged and unarmed but still dangerous.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #141 on: May 13, 2012, 09:44:55 AM »
Wow.... Just WOW. That would be horrible to hear on a date.

"Ms, my husband asks that I take you home to meet him. Sound good?"


Mmm. I think that song is actually about jealousy in a marriage breaking down - or after the separation - with the private detective thing as a parable for what's going on in his mind.


"Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?" (from the movie Austin Powers)

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #142 on: May 13, 2012, 09:49:16 AM »
"I already have everything planned." Pulls out a list "First we are gonna get married at the vegas chapel, then adopt a few kids and attend church. Your gonna become a businesswoman while i play the stay at home mom."

Offline gaggedLouise

  • Quim Queen | Collaborative juicy writer
  • Champion
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2011
  • Location: Scandinavia
  • Gender: Female
  • Bound, gagged and unarmed but still dangerous.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #143 on: May 13, 2012, 09:54:27 AM »
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me, Miss, and mortgaging your Daddy's fortune we will go all the way to the top."  ;D

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #144 on: May 13, 2012, 10:20:26 AM »
LOL

"I want to see more of you. Now. In fact there is a bathroom not ten feet away."

Offline gaggedLouise

  • Quim Queen | Collaborative juicy writer
  • Champion
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2011
  • Location: Scandinavia
  • Gender: Female
  • Bound, gagged and unarmed but still dangerous.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #145 on: May 13, 2012, 10:26:26 AM »
"You're such a hjewel in the rough.
You wanna show me your stuff?
For my money, you can't be too soon!
I'll meet you, meet you in the ladies' room, a-ha-ha..."

(lyrics from Kiss, Ladies' Room - I once had that song playing on the radio in an RP of two bound women prison inmates (played by me and a buddy) getting forced to suck off a corrupt warden)
« Last Edit: May 13, 2012, 10:27:50 AM by gaggedLouise »

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #146 on: May 13, 2012, 10:34:10 AM »
"You're such a hjewel in the rough.
You wanna show me your stuff?
For my money, you can't be too soon!
I'll meet you, meet you in the ladies' room, a-ha-ha..."

(lyrics from Kiss, Ladies' Room - I once had that song playing on the radio in an RP of two bound women prison inmates (played by me and a buddy) getting forced to suck off a corrupt warden)
Lol I generally make the two take each other when in that kind of rp. Thats if im one of them. Im not real big on guys lol.

ok date line.

"I think I need a moment to look at you. Can you stand up and bend over?"

Offline gaggedLouise

  • Quim Queen | Collaborative juicy writer
  • Champion
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2011
  • Location: Scandinavia
  • Gender: Female
  • Bound, gagged and unarmed but still dangerous.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #147 on: May 13, 2012, 10:44:22 AM »
"Oh, it cost that much? Musta been the wine, haha! Listen honey, you'll pay for the missing portion by doing some of their dish washing. After all, you're a girl, so you know..."  :-[


Mmm, yes, two ladies being forced to take each other for the pleasure of the ones instigating it?  :-)

I do RP vs both guy and girl characters (mostly acting a woman myself) but in-the-flesh I'm definitely more attracted to girls really...

Offline Tsumi Okazaki

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #148 on: May 13, 2012, 10:58:30 AM »
"Oh, it cost that much? Musta been the wine, haha! Listen honey, you'll pay for the missing portion by doing some of their dish washing. After all, you're a girl, so you know..."  :-[


Mmm, yes, two ladies being forced to take each other for the pleasure of the ones instigating it?  :-)

I do RP vs both guy and girl characters (mostly acting a woman myself) but in-the-flesh I'm definitely more attracted to girls really...
Clamps a hand over the woman's mouth and drags her into the door mat.

I never RP anything sex related with a guy. I'm strictly into women. This goes one hundred fold for real life.

"Would you mind helping me out? I need a quick lesson in sex so that I can satisfy the woman I'm meeting tomorrow."

Offline gaggedLouise

  • Quim Queen | Collaborative juicy writer
  • Champion
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2011
  • Location: Scandinavia
  • Gender: Female
  • Bound, gagged and unarmed but still dangerous.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #149 on: May 13, 2012, 11:10:30 AM »
"No, people really watch this. It's a romantic film, you know, couples enjoy it"

(Travis Bickle taking the girl he's picked up to the scandal film Swedish Sex Manual in Taxi Driver. Being from the Land of the Midnight Sun myself I appreciate the irony of that scene - and the fact that Scorsese got his footage from an actual Swedish "sex ed" film (talbeit one very untypical of its time and place, even in 'sixties Sweden)