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Offline Phil66666Topic starter

Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« on: April 24, 2012, 10:25:06 AM »
But I bring my chicken with me everywhere!

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 10:34:04 AM »
and that's when I told my doc, "I didn't even know syphilis still existed!"

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 10:35:40 AM »
I have ten cats.

Offline Rex Pacis

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 10:51:40 AM »
Oh....I thought you were your friend.....awkward...

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 11:24:39 AM »
I just had plastic surgery.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 08:19:51 PM »
"I have to be home before the sun comes up."

Offline Mordred

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 10:45:48 PM »
We better hurry to my place. I have a curfew.

Offline Lady Haven

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 10:55:13 PM »
Has anyone every told you you look like Adrien Brody

Offline Mordred

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 10:57:33 PM »
Has anyone every told you you look like Adrien Brody

(I'm assuming you mean me? Now that you mention.. I see what you mean. Although.. perhaps, lovely one, it's also the angle from which your eyes are watching?  :-)..)

Offline Mordred

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 11:18:33 PM »
But.. this you don't wanna hear.. (or.. I assume.. for this is said from a guy's point of view.. :P)..

You look just like my mom.

Offline Lady Haven

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2012, 11:19:41 PM »
(I'm assuming you mean me? Now that you mention.. I see what you mean. Although.. perhaps, lovely one, it's also the angle from which your eyes are watching?  :-)..)

The angle is perfect and yes I love Adrien Brody at any angle.

Offline Lady Haven

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2012, 11:23:27 PM »
But.. this you don't wanna hear.. (or.. I assume.. for this is said from a guy's point of view.. :P)..

You look just like my mom.

Nobodys mom but I did look like a guys sister once. Too Weird

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2012, 03:48:29 AM »
I love you.

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2012, 07:01:51 AM »
I want you to meet my family

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2012, 09:59:59 AM »
Would you like to see my stamp collection?

Offline Malthas

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2012, 11:26:56 AM »
My family member is getting out of jail tomorrow!

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2012, 11:36:30 AM »
You are the first man I have seen since I got out of jail, wanna give me a freebie

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2012, 12:33:44 PM »
We're going to make such beautiful babies, I can't wait!

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2012, 01:19:52 PM »
Will you come with me to church on Sunday?

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2012, 01:25:04 PM »
Well, I don't date anymore because I am in a relationship - but... what I wouldn't want to hear is a ..:"Wanna......" you get my drift.

Offline Phil66666Topic starter

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2012, 08:06:39 PM »
Yes, son, your mother is dating again

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2012, 09:53:40 PM »
I hope you don't mind kids . . . . .

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Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2012, 06:16:03 AM »
Just to get it out of the way I'm Schizophrenic and on about ten different kinds of medications. Also the governments after my hair.

Offline Malthas

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2012, 06:25:01 AM »
Try to ignore my sweaty feet kay, I don't shower a lot.

Offline twerdgirl

Re: Things you don't want to hear on the first date
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2012, 06:31:07 AM »
I'm sorry I'm late, but I had to make sure my dog's emotional energy was positive.