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Author Topic: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James  (Read 30245 times)

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Offline Iniquitous

Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #500 on: January 21, 2013, 09:32:20 AM »
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Worst of all, she was the mistress of her own undoing. Mr. Darcy had made no protestations of love. In fact, he had made his intentions plain from the outset. I do not make love, Miss Bennet, he had told her. I bonk. I have it off. I get my end away, I rodger, I boff.


XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Omg I am dying over here. I MUST have Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcy!!!

Offline Beorning

Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #501 on: January 21, 2013, 09:52:32 AM »
How about ninety-nine shades of grey? ::)

This is... brilliant  ;D

On more serious note: I've seen a *sexuality guide* supposedly based on Fifty Shades. Somehow, the prospect is scary...
« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 03:18:38 PM by Beorning »

Offline Callie Del Noire

Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #502 on: January 21, 2013, 06:17:35 PM »
This is... brilliant  ;D

On more serious note: I've seen a *sexuality guide* supposedly based on Fifty Shades. Somehow, the prospect is scary...

I don't know.. depends on the content. if it goes..

"Scene #32:" Well.. we don't do it this way.. or do that.. or that.. or that.. that requires a bit more time and coordiantion, ect.

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #503 on: January 30, 2013, 02:47:06 AM »
Anyone who wants a good laugh, click here.

You won't be disappointed. ;D ROFL

Offline Water Lilly

Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #504 on: February 06, 2013, 12:09:34 AM »
I can't take credit for this, but it made me laugh out loud!
My missus bought a paperback
In Asda, Saturday.
I had a look inside the bag -
'Twas "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it, see,
And went off up to bed.
An hour later, she reappeared
Oh, the sight filled me with dread.

In her hand she held a rope,
The other, held a whip.
She brandished them around a bit
And then began to strip.

Well, forty years ago
I might have had a peek.
But Doris hasn't weathered well -
She's sixty-eight next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind
Couldn't be much grimmer.
And things progressed from bad to worse -
She toppled off her Zimmer .

She struggled back up to her feet
A good half hour later,
Put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her.

Now if you knew our Doris , see,
You'd know just why I cringed.
I'd been two months in traction, 'cos
My hips and knees unhinged.

She stood there nude. All naked, like,
Bent forward quite a bit
And, jumping back in fright, I went
And stood on her left tit.

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out,
My word. What HAD I done ?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out
"Step on the OTHER one"

Well reader, I can tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my dark brown hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Black and blue, battered too,
With wanton, wild perversion,
We decided that a night of sin
Was scarce worth such exertion.

Thank Heavens she has binned the book
And peace reigns, like before.
She's head to toe in winceyette
And back to back, we snore.

Offline Healergirl

Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #505 on: February 06, 2013, 06:26:06 AM »
Water Lilly,

Thank you!  I am going to memorize that.

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #506 on: May 29, 2013, 12:09:04 PM »
And just when we thought we'd heard the last of it, I see a billboard for this.

Why just filk a song, when you can give the whole book 'the treatment'?

Offline TheGlyphstone

Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #507 on: May 29, 2013, 12:12:02 PM »
Oh my.

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #508 on: May 29, 2013, 12:18:31 PM »
The fine print says they are not affiliated with E.L. James, or the publisher of FSOG, Vintage Press.  However, one of the women in the cast is playing the part of 'E.B. Janet'.

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #509 on: May 29, 2013, 01:59:22 PM »
Wait a minute!  I though 50SOG WAS a parody!