It was easy then to write this messed-up pair
Didn't research, didn't care
Changed the names to protect my cash
Wrote too much 'down there'
And today there is no Safe or Sane
For punishment or sex with pain
Erotic ropes or whips and chains
Fifty Shades of Grey...
~snorts~ My new favorite song.
lol True. But even then, the "erotica" isn't even erotic! I've written better erotica when I was thirteen, and I didn't even know what erotica was! Granted, it was still crap, but at least I didn't refer to my vagina as "down there". Not even once!
Honestly, whoever writes a sex scene and uses the phrase "holy crap" or "holy moses" in said sex scene, should be smacked in the head with a dildo made out of concrete.
I probably did too, thinking back on it. But only because at fifteen I was already so immersed and dead set on becoming a submissive, it tainted my view on literature as a whole. Therefore, anything I wrote had some sexual nature to it, with a dominant male as a protag. ~shivers~
HOLY MOSES! Mmm, sexy. Really makes me want to hop into bed. "Spout more religious figures at me, baby."
She also, fucked over the fanfiction writer Tarasueme. Wrote a trilogy, actually cited her sources, and while it wasn't perfect, it didn't make me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon. Nothing about the work is original, or unique. Tis' not a "special cookie."