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Author Topic: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James  (Read 30288 times)

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #450 on: December 23, 2012, 10:27:42 AM »
Yeah or people at work could just mind their own business and stay away from my desk. :P

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« Reply #451 on: December 23, 2012, 10:31:00 AM »
Yeah or people at work could just mind their own business and stay away from my desk. :P

But how are they supposed to gossip about you that way?!?!

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #452 on: December 23, 2012, 10:38:50 AM »
But how are they supposed to gossip about you that way?!?!

Hey now. No gossiping about me. :P

My remark about it when my manager brought it up was along the lines of since other girls are allowed to read Fifty Shades on their kindles and have the books at their desks, then there is nothing wrong with my book. He agreed and said to just not worry about it

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #454 on: December 23, 2012, 11:46:08 AM »
I MOPPED UP!

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« Reply #455 on: December 23, 2012, 11:50:44 AM »
Househusband to the last! ;D

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #456 on: December 23, 2012, 11:59:51 AM »
Absolutely!

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #457 on: December 23, 2012, 12:02:51 PM »
*snickers*

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« Reply #458 on: December 23, 2012, 12:22:44 PM »

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #459 on: December 23, 2012, 03:44:21 PM »
Absolutely!

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« Reply #460 on: December 23, 2012, 04:10:34 PM »
One of the big things that truly bothered me about the book, was the strange idea of how 20 year olds talk. Mean machine? Never had her own computer but graduated College? Never used email before? Changing the subject for every email?

Laters, baby?

It just seemed so... dated.

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« Reply #461 on: December 23, 2012, 04:11:29 PM »
Vini, Vedi, Domestici... Hmm


Obviously INALS (I'm Not A Latin Scholar)
Wouldn't ANALS work better for E?  (Am Not A Latin Scholar)

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #462 on: December 23, 2012, 04:27:41 PM »
One of the big things that truly bothered me about the book, was the strange idea of how 20 year olds talk. Mean machine? Never had her own computer but graduated College? Never used email before? Changing the subject for every email?

Laters, baby?

It just seemed so... dated.

lol Yeah. It also seems that she lives an EXTREMELY sheltered life. Saying "Oh my!" during a sex scene? Talk about killing a mood.

Well, not that there was ever a mood to begin with. But if I was having sex with a guy, and he just exclaims "OH MY!" while he comes... I think I'd have to punch him in the face... WTF?

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« Reply #463 on: December 23, 2012, 04:33:08 PM »
What if he did it in a George Takei voice?

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #464 on: December 23, 2012, 04:34:03 PM »
I might forgive him. lol Cause that would be effing hilarious.

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
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« Reply #466 on: December 23, 2012, 04:35:12 PM »
I might forgive him. lol Cause that would be effing hilarious.

I'm snickering just thinking about it and now I have to explain to my husband what's so damn funny.

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« Reply #467 on: December 23, 2012, 04:39:20 PM »


ROFL Reminds me of my Luna.

I'm snickering just thinking about it and now I have to explain to my husband what's so damn funny.

LOL That would be an interesting story... Haha.

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #468 on: December 23, 2012, 04:57:19 PM »
What if he did it in a George Takei voice?

George can make almost anything awesome.  (Although, I still haven't gotten the courage to click that video link.)

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« Reply #469 on: December 23, 2012, 04:59:55 PM »
George can make almost anything awesome.  (Although, I still haven't gotten the courage to click that video link.)

You won't regret it. Trust me. lol

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« Reply #470 on: December 23, 2012, 07:37:37 PM »
George can make almost anything awesome.  (Although, I still haven't gotten the courage to click that video link.)

It's absolutely hilarious.

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« Reply #471 on: December 24, 2012, 01:54:53 PM »
I used to think the excerpts of the book were faked.

Until Christian introduced Anastasia to his penis.

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« Reply #472 on: December 24, 2012, 04:44:03 PM »
I still wish the 'mother hamster' quote was real.

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« Reply #473 on: December 24, 2012, 04:57:18 PM »
I used to think the excerpts of the book were faked.

Until Christian introduced Anastasia to his penis.

Now cannot get scene out of my mind..

"Christina, this is my penis. Penis, I'd like to introduce you to Christina."

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Re: Fifty Shades trilogy by E.L. James
« Reply #474 on: December 24, 2012, 04:57:56 PM »
Wouldn't ANALS work better for E?  (Am Not A Latin Scholar)

I'll confess the thought crossed my mind :)