This is the story of a newly divorced 68 year old male, who just won the lotto and his ex took half and ran. He finds he needs a housemaid and more. He is a little kinky, so he posts the following ad in the local ad paper called 'Pennysaver'.
Here is the ad and I need a female(s) to answer. The action would be the two of them adjusting to one another. There will be sex, but not just jump on jump off style.
Wanted, 68 year old, divorced man would like the company of a woman, age 25 to 55, willing to sleep with him. Must cook, clean one bedroom apt., do the laundry while being a non-smoker, moderate drinker and capable of watching hockey on TV without chatting at inappropriate moments. In return she'll receive $3000 bucks a month for personal expenditure. The man is safe, clean, house-trained and capable of being coaxed into having fun – e.g., movies, the mall, eating out.
The lady should be between 4'10” and 5'0” and weigh no more than 100 pounds. She should not be over endowed either.
If interested write Ed, Box 5000.
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