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Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

City council 'unprepared' for zombie invasion
« on: April 01, 2012, 07:33:43 AM »
City council 'unprepared' for zombie invasion

A city council in England has conceded that it doesn't have emergency plans for a zombie attack.

Here's a little free advice for the good people of Leicester: Aim for the head.

Spel


Now I'm hoping that someone will care...

Offline Shjade

Re: City council 'unprepared' for zombie invasion
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 12:43:34 PM »
Here's a little free advice for the good people of Leicester: Aim for the head.
Can't aim for the head if you didn't plan to have ammunition first.

Offline Platinum

Re: City council 'unprepared' for zombie invasion
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 04:28:53 PM »
We'd kick zombie ass up until Sunday. Then we all lay down our guns, have a nice Sunday roast and go to sleep
Then go out Monday and kick more zombie ass until next Sunday then repeat

Offline Chris Brady

Re: City council 'unprepared' for zombie invasion
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 04:44:05 PM »
...Nah, let the dogs and bears at them.  Seriously, ambulatory meals on legs for the animal population.

Or better yet, don't go digging them up from their graves.  After all, they don't seem strong enough to rip buses apart, which is what you'd need to get out of a six foot pile o' dirt.