Have you ever heard of Karma?
I was the one with a similar request last night, because I couldn't afford to fall asleep at work. So it is simply karmic.
Anyhow, let me take a look at your ons/offs, and you can take a look at mine, and we'll see what we can come up with. To save you from bordom and spider solitaire. Gimme a bit to mull it over, and I'll PM you in a bit.