Mainly because I'm head over heels in love with Hugh Jackman, yummy...
Gabriel: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Carl: Well, actually, I'm just a friar. I can curse all I want...Damn it! -Van Helsing
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? -Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it! -Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow: "You know, for pirates, we sure are an unimaginative lot at naming things. I once sailed with a man that had lost both his arms and part of his eye,"
Gibbs: "What'd you call him?"
Jack Sparrow: "...Larry,"-Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Jack Sparrow... Enough said. Besides I practically live by the first one...