This post is for plot ideas I have, fandom and original. Fandom at the top, original at the bottom. (Because, remember, I'm an arse.)
Most of these plots center around my favorite villain of all time, The Penguin aka Oswald Cobblepott. Don't mention the movie or I keel you.
(Oh, and for the record - a lot of people actually assume I want his body type altered, that I, in fact, would like him skinny. Trust me, I would not. Chubby, rolly-poly, whatever you want to call it, that is part of the attraction for me. I am, if anything, a chubby-chaser.)"Time for my favorite pastime - screwing Pennyworths!"
- I... loved writing that line way too much. Ahem, anyway.
As anyone who's seen The Batman knows, that version of The Penguin is a crass, rude little bastard. Makes for many fun ideas, such as this one.
Before the Pennyworths served the Waynes, they were the domestics of the Cobblepots. However, when the Cobblepot fortune was lost, the Pennyworths left in quite a hurry - saying the Cobblepots had been a bunch of mannerless pricks anyway.
Skip to the current year, where Bruce Wayne is young, rich, and famous, there's crazy criminals starting to crawl up from the cracks in Gotham, a cowled crusader called "The Bat" or "The Batman" is trying to clean up the streets. Alfred Pennyworth has brought into the manor his niece, a young woman who's taken on the Pennyworth name because she's interested in doing domestic work as well.
Somehow, someway, Oswald Cobblepot gets his flippers - er, hands - on her (or she volunteers to work for him to try and end the bad blood between the Waynes + Pennyworths and the Cobblepots), and forces her to be his maid and do anything - anything
- his perverted little mind can think up.
I'm seeing it as starting as small things at first, since he's kind of clumsy with women, making her wear the maid outfit, lots of touching and groping, making her treat him like a king, before it either escalates into sexual demands OR she herself notices how rather... excitable he can get and she just takes care of him without an order, after she finds she's oddly attracted to the little bastard. I would eventually like it if it ended up partially mushy-romance (again, I'm a girl, I can't help it), but we'll see.Mommy's Good Little Boy
- A simple idea, one in which I'd play Oswald Cobblepot's still very young and attractive mother. She had never been anything but a loving wife until the late Mr. Cobblepot (Oswald's father) accused her of cheating after she had Oswald. She became distant and cold towards him then, especially when he treated his youngest (or only, whatever) son like filth because of his differences. Now that he's dead, she's free to bring her son back into the nest and give him all the love she gave him as a child - and even more, now that he's grown up.
(Like I said, I adore ghouls. There's only a few human canons I like - Butch, Moriarty (would love to do a LW x Moriarty that shifts into LW x Gob), King, Benny, maybe Boone...)A Deal's A Deal
- "But I don't have 2,000 caps." "And you want his contract very badly, don't you?" "Yes." "1,000 caps then." "1,000..? Steep, but... alright -" "And one other thing..." In which my character, the Lone Wanderer, becomes slave to Ahzruhkal for a day/week/month/year (whatever) to obtain Charon's contract. Could later progress to LW x Charon in a number of ways. (Could also do something similar to this with Moriarty - she wants something but doesn't have the caps, so he makes a deal with her - in turn, a scene with Moriarty could later turn into LW x Gob.)Out In The West Texas Town Of El Paso...
(Hah, like anyone's gonna get that reference.) He had lost every woman he had ever truly cared about. So when he met the Courier, he swore to himself he would not let the same thing happen to her. He's never told her how he feels, because hey, that's not how Raul rolls. He likes to pine from far away. However, one day she leaves him outside The Fort, promising him she's only gone to talk to Ceaser. Not two minutes later, he hears gunshots and shouting. In which my Courier, in eradicating Ceaser and his Legion from The Fort, gets hurt very badly in the presence of Raul. Not wanting to see what could be the last love of his life die, he works as hard as he can to save her, and maybe in the process lets her know how he feels. (As I've stated many many many times now, I'm a girl. I like romance and sweetness along with my hardcore smut.)Other video games I'm interested in doing something with:
L.A. Noire [Finbarr 'Rusty' Galloway]; Dragon Age (Origins, Awakenings, 2) [Alistair, Loghain, Sten, Anders, Justice, Varric]; Mass Effect (let's just not talk about 3, but know that you'll really have to talk me into this because of 3) [Garrus, Kaiden, Wrex, Anderson, Joker, Udina, Grunt, Legion, Mordin, Zaeed, The Illusive Man, James Vega, Javik]; Left 4 Dead 2 [Francis, Nick, Ellis, Coach]; Legend of Zelda [Ganondorf]; Team Fortress 2 [any class, OCs or the actual team from the "Meet the" videos.]
I'd also really love to do something set in The Venture Brothers
universe, with my own character set aside either Henchman 21/Gary (before or after, er... 24's accident), Dr. Orpheus, Rusty Venture, or The Monarch/Malcolm (potentially Jonas Jr. Venture... maybe). I have a few sort of semi-plots but I doubt anyone is going to want to do that with me, so that's why I'm not listing them here. Still... mucho brownie points if you're interested?Mad World
Basically, the world is the same, except humans co-exist with "monsters" - both the boogeymen from nightmares and things you're more likely to read about in a Dungeons and Dragons monster manual. I'm looking to do three settings, in which I'd play a human alongside your chosen "monster" (in bold are the roles I would like to play) -Wild WestSheriff
(would like to maybe incoorporate my female dressing in drag, which could lead to blackmail potential if discovered, but this isn't set in stone)Rancher
x cowboy (same as above)
Bartender x Client
(Can be crossdressing female sheriff, outlaw, cowgirl, whatever you'd like.)Crime NoirDetective/cop
Bartender x ClientModern
(any generic pairing would be fine, I'm just going to list the ideas that really jump out at me) Cop/parole officer
x super villain(ess)
Bartender x clientA list of monsters I'd really love to play with (suggest your own of course!)
Intelligent zombies (obviously not mindless flesh/brain eaters - hey, it's no weirder than a girl wanting to fuck a vampire. If you've played Fallout, think ghouls. Completely rotting zombies not
wanted, but bits of bone showing here and there, or small parts like nose/ears missing are a-okay. Would love to play next to one of these.)
Yuan-ti/snake people (in which nagas are only a subset, the more serpentine, the better!)
Any reptilian humanoids, maybe amphibious humanoids.
Vampires/werewolves/demons/angels - MAYBE, but only if you make them interesting. None of this young, handsome, and sparkling crap. Sell me on them or no-go.
Random generic pairings I have no plots for
Bold is who I'd like to play
Virginal wizard (or witch
) or paladin
, undead (And this can be switched in ANY way - hell, playing a necromancer with her virginal undead slave would be hilarious, fun, and great all around! If you're confused by what I mean by virginal wizard or why I have that particular "job" class selected - think Rincewind from Terry Pratchett's Discworld. He wouldn't HAVE to be a mage, but I really love the idea of an older man, who's been told he can't have sex because it will adversely affect his magic, getting captured and teased by a sexy young witch or necromancer and finding out that sex/achieving orgasm actually makes his magic more powerful or something along those lines.)Sheriff
(willing to play either, could be fun to do a "male" outlaw who's really female in drag). Or just some kind of cowboy character would be nice, can be Wild West or modern.Mafia don or member
x cop or detective
x nun/church member
Priest or priestess
x necromancer or witch
/wizard, or dark god, demon, spook or whateverInmate
x guard or parole officerAdventurer
(or "monster" - I love all sorts of old-school fantasy races and we can use any of them for either of these roles, from dwarves and dragonborn to goblins or orcs or trolls, and YES, I'm fine with the good guy adventurer being a goblin or orc or troll, fuck that bullshit that says "These races have to be this alignment for no reason").
Alien (be creative, not creepy, I don't want something that looks like ET or JUST a giant tentacle monster) x abducted
Animated sentient non-brain-eating zombie (think... think Frankenstein or something) x creatorExperiment
(android or robot doll?) x scientist
Ghost x medium
? The person living in the house they died in
? I don't want it to be horrifying or anything though.
Good ol' boy (or girl
) x city slicker
Paparazzi x star/rising star
(I'm kind of looking for a more sleazy fast-talker than some goodhearted handsome gentleman.)