Name: Name's Dunner, born Koshyton, haven't heard? Big family? nasty neighbors? blood feud that almost wiped out 3 systems? Still no clue? You people really should read a book or two in a lifetime. Call me "Bard", that's what I'm now.
Age: 30ish? Lost count after I got old enough drink and pilot... Yeah, keeping doing those two things together, why?
Sex:Gender: got a wiggly down there, wanna see?
Sexual Preference: Girls with a nice ass, girls with big boobs, shy girls, naughty girls, girls with small boobs, twins girls, drunken girls, blond girls, asian girls, brunette girls...
Position: Right here man, sitting for this interview! What a question is that?... Oh you mean my expertise, well, detractors would say babbling and gossiping, I prefer "Head of Intelligence and Diversion". Oh, and I'm also the official booze taster.
Personality: Magnetic, but you already know it: look at your assistant, she can't pull her eyes off me, and she has drooled during all the last 20 clicks. ... Babe, second deck, third door on the left, door always open, I'll be off for day shift.
Bio: Told'ja, big family, nasty quarrel with other one, just escalated sector wide... No, that thing about the major daughter happened when thing had already gone south... No, the general's wife was a completely different matter...
When things got nasty just fled the place, had to take care of my litl' sys, you know. Been there, done that. Jobs to buy next meal, but not a real hard worker, I prefer cards and secrets... How we did end up here? A girl needs a place to call home, not to wander around every night in a different bed. Couldn't stay in the same place too long but have to do sacrifices like a good old brother, you know, so we had to find a moving house, ya see?
Skills: I've been to Salkug IV. ...yeah, really... no they didn't invite me, and they didn't even realized I had been there for what matters. And... Remember that scandal in the Vaga III sector? Guess who leaked the gossip.
Oh yeah, I managed to bed 7 girls during the same wedding party...
Flaws: I haven't any! ...what? Booze is not a flaw, is a godsend molecule... C'mon, just a few credits in a casino, are you counting that too? ...that's enough! I'm an healthy young male, is my evolutionary duty to hit on every girl I see...
Ehi there! hands down from her, touch my sys and you lose whatever limb you used to do it. Am I clear?