The Blame Game

[Belle33]

It's your fault I have hiccups.

[Mordred]

Belle.. I blame you for my impatient procrastination. Come on.. 'fess up.. you know you are to blame.

[Belle33]

Mordred - it's your fault I feel blue...  not sad, but literally blue.   

[OrchidofDarkness]

I blame you for broken hearts

[Azrael Annavianna]

I blame you for blaming others.

[Chipotle]

I blame you for dangerous metallic finger embellishments everywhere.

[OrchidofDarkness]

I blame you for not using the dangerous metallic finger armor

[Chipotle]

I blame you for using nothing at all

[OrchidofDarkness]

I blame you for not enjoying the weakened.

[Belle33]

I blame you for making me feel like sleeping naked.

[Mordred]

Sorry, Belle.. but you must know I blame this affliction of mine on you. I know, it's seems crazy. I mean, honestly, where were you back in 311? But I know, with absolute certainty, your lovely presence now sent ripples back in time and caused that sexy, crazy thing to sink her fangs into me and send me upon this eternal torment. Just.. admit it.. would ya?

[Breathless Intent]

Mordred, I blame you for damn near everything. Pesky vamp...

[OrchidofDarkness]

Poor Mordred. I blame you for picking on that sweet vampire

[Mordred]

Orchid, sweet thing you are.. I blame you for this insatiable need of mine to always fill my ravenous lungs with delicious scents. Quite an adorable little scoundrel, aren't you, doing this to me?

[Belle33]

Mordred, it's your fault I long for retractable fangs.  Stop making vamphood look all cool... would ya?

[derek]

I blame you Belle for my nearly obsessive want of a lovely woman eating an ice cream cone *geesh*

[Azrael Annavianna]

Derek, I blame you for making me want a sex change so I can be held in your arms.

[OrchidofDarkness]

I blame Mordred for being the sexy vampire he is, Belle for being such a sweet treat, Derek for the ice cream cone, and last but certainly not lest Azrael for his kinky use of finger armor. 

[Adammair]

It's your fault, Orchid, that you're so lovely in pure white.

[OrchidofDarkness]

Its your fault Adammair that you looks so delicious and tempting 

[Mordred]

Orchid.. ohhhhh Orchid.. I blame you for making me wanna shed this devious little realm of blue shadow.. and dive into your brightly lit world of soft light. Why, lovely thing.. do you taunt these eyes sooooo with that luscious, soft skin? Cruel human, like to see a poor old vampire lose his mind?

[Breathless Intent]

I blame you for making crazy somehow seem impossibly sexy.

[Mordred]

Breathless.. yes, you. Don't deny your title.. you know you are to blame for making me take three huge breaths as I count to eleven.. then hold my breath as I send my consciousness into those wild little veins of yours.. searching for one particularly luscious little drop that simply won't.. stop.. taunting me so! Breathless indeed. I blame you for not telling when it's ok to start using the lungs again. Yep.. turning blue in the face here. Happy now?

[Breathless Intent]

I blame you for my sudden little headache. You distracted me with your blue and jello and coffee and I haven't had ANY water today!

[OrchidofDarkness]

Mordred...my dear sweet Mordred I blame you for not just walking out of the blue shadows and in the the shadows of Orchid where madness and lustful joy still dwells