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Offline rachelongakuTopic starter

Beyonce named her baby what?
« on: January 08, 2012, 06:01:13 PM »
Blue Ivy?

Really? These names are getting ridiculous. Just thought I'd express my disbelief here. I'm all for people giving their child original names but there's a point where it goes too far....

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 06:02:53 PM »

Looks blue to me, alright ::) ::)

Offline Iniquitous

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 06:08:32 PM »
Ivy was a play on their belief that the number 4 is special for them ( Roman numeral IV). The number four shows up a lot between the two of them.

Don't know the reason for Blue .. however I know that Bleu was once a popular name for boys. Way back when.

Offline Shjade

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 06:09:46 PM »
Her parents go by Beyonce (okay, seems like a name even if uncommon) and Jay-Z (obviously a robot design model's designation).

This does not surprise me.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2012, 06:13:58 PM »
Her parents go by Beyonce (okay, seems like a name even if uncommon) and Jay-Z (obviously a robot design model's designation).

This does not surprise me.

Jay Z = Shawn Carter. Jay Z is just a stage name, which is not new or uncommon. 

I think the point is, it's their child. I've heard worse names to be honest and while I would not choose to name my child 'Blue' ... we do not have the right to judge. Like it, dislike it - in the end our opinions do not matter.

Offline Geeklet

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2012, 06:31:40 PM »
Eh, I still think Nicholas Cage holds the top stop with his son, Kal-el.

Offline Shjade

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2012, 06:37:25 PM »
I thought the top spot for weirdness was "Blanket?"

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2012, 06:43:12 PM »
Eh, I still think Nicholas Cage holds the top stop with his son, Kal-el.

Moon Unit Zappa might argue that one :)

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2012, 06:49:18 PM »
What about Jermajesty Jackson?

..

It's a boy!

Offline Belle33

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2012, 07:33:05 PM »
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow) is pretty bad;  so is Ocean (Forrest Whittaker).

But, I'd have to give Jermajesty Jackson the win for worst celebrity names.  It's bloody awful.

Offline Chris Brady

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2012, 07:52:06 PM »
Dweezil and Diva Muffin Zappa might disagree with you, Belle.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2012, 08:05:50 PM »
Soleil Moon Frye

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2012, 08:36:43 PM »
I thought the top spot for weirdness was "Blanket?"

I think 'Blanket' has a real name, but Michael made his inner circle keep it quiet from anyone.  As weird as the guy was, he managed to keep his kids out of the public eye enough that they have a chance to live a normal life if they want to now.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2012, 09:08:25 PM »
Oh, come on! That's hardly the worst I've ever heard. That officially belongs to (I think it was) Pink. She named her child Audio Science.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2012, 09:50:13 PM »
That actually sounds kinda cool.  Not much teasing can be done there.  But DWEEZIL.  That's a schoolyard death sentence.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2012, 09:50:46 PM »
So basically we're all in agreement that fame makes people do silly things.

To their children.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2012, 10:11:07 AM »
I think the worst celebrity child name I've heard of is Pilot Inspektor. Though Moxie Crimefighter is pretty bad too.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2012, 10:36:55 AM »
Okay, this isn't a celebrity or their child, but should maybe be used as a cautionary tale.  Always think about what it's going to look like if it's printed in the news.

http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/ktla-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop,0,1745824.story 

Offline JackWhite

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2012, 10:44:55 AM »
Metta likes his name too. Metta Worldpeace.

Formerly known as Ron Artest.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2012, 11:03:42 AM »
Okay, this isn't a celebrity or their child, but should maybe be used as a cautionary tale.  Always think about what it's going to look like if it's printed in the news.

http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/ktla-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop,0,1745824.story

That wasn't his birth name though. He had it changed from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, so I don't blame his parents for that terrible name choice. I do, however, wonder who approved that name change. O_o

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2012, 11:09:31 AM »
I think 'Blanket' has a real name, but Michael made his inner circle keep it quiet from anyone.  As weird as the guy was, he managed to keep his kids out of the public eye enough that they have a chance to live a normal life if they want to now.
Indeed, Prince Michael Jackson II (nicknamed "Blanket").

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2012, 11:10:46 AM »
I'm thankful that he only inflicted his questionable judgement on himself, but I don't think that really changes the WTF-ness that much.

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Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2012, 11:20:06 AM »
I think the worst celebrity child name I've heard of is Pilot Inspektor. Though Moxie Crimefighter is pretty bad too.

While the middle name is kinda weird, I actually like the name Moxie... >.>

Offline Callie Del Noire

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2012, 11:51:46 AM »
I think Frank Zappa's kids have it worst.. BUT.. my PERSONAL experience is a pair of twins.. last name:Day.

The parents named them....

Christmas .. and Independence.

Offline Lilias

Re: Beyonce named her baby what?
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2012, 12:41:53 PM »
So basically we're all in agreement that fame makes people do silly things.

To their children.

If this is even peripherally accurate, it's not a matter of fame.