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Offline SabbyTopic starter

Pants
« on: January 30, 2008, 04:44:04 PM »
A newly wed couple are on their honeymoon, and the husband is undressing. He tosses his pants to his wife and tells her to put them on. She could easily stand in one of the legs and pull it up to her chest.

"I can't fill these pants" she says.

"Exactly. I'm the only one that can fill the husbands pants. So I make the rules"

She then took off her own pants and threw them to him. He found he couldn't even get it past his calves.

"I can't get into your pants" he says.

"And thats the way its going to stay unless you change that attitude"

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Re: Pants
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 06:53:59 PM »
Perfect!