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Author Topic: 4 words after sex  (Read 374582 times)

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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22825 on: May 23, 2016, 05:24:20 PM »
Shit! your mom's here!

Offline Belle33

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22826 on: May 23, 2016, 05:33:06 PM »
Quick!  Out the window!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22827 on: May 23, 2016, 05:35:11 PM »
See you next fall!...

Offline Belle33

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22828 on: May 23, 2016, 05:41:36 PM »
Actually, I'm getting married.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22829 on: May 23, 2016, 05:46:22 PM »
[size=8tp]So, what now? Movie?[/size]

Offline Belle33

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22830 on: May 23, 2016, 05:51:29 PM »
See you in church.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22831 on: May 23, 2016, 05:52:48 PM »
Don't forget your essay.

Offline Belle33

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22832 on: May 23, 2016, 05:54:40 PM »
Help with my homework?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22833 on: May 23, 2016, 05:56:30 PM »
I love teaching you.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22834 on: May 23, 2016, 05:57:19 PM »
Dude, you have a third nipple!

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22835 on: May 23, 2016, 06:01:54 PM »
NOW you're telling me?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22836 on: May 23, 2016, 06:06:42 PM »
I was enjoying the view.

Offline Belle33

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22837 on: May 23, 2016, 06:13:46 PM »
Four words Mr. Despairs.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22838 on: May 23, 2016, 06:17:44 PM »
Bite marks ALL over.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22839 on: May 23, 2016, 06:20:24 PM »
Please, slow down hotshot.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22840 on: May 23, 2016, 06:21:26 PM »
Oh, sorry, that chafed?

Offline Belle33

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22841 on: May 23, 2016, 06:23:39 PM »
A little moisture helps.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22842 on: May 23, 2016, 06:24:53 PM »
WD20. I'm half redneck.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22843 on: May 23, 2016, 06:25:22 PM »
Enough with the licking!

Offline Belle33

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22844 on: May 23, 2016, 06:25:53 PM »
Never heard that before.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22845 on: May 23, 2016, 06:26:26 PM »
-ptpf- I got hairballs.

Offline Belle33

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22846 on: May 23, 2016, 06:31:22 PM »
Should have warned you.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22847 on: May 23, 2016, 06:33:51 PM »
You're doing it wrong.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22848 on: May 23, 2016, 06:36:41 PM »
Maybe, but deliciously so.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: 4 words after sex
« Reply #22849 on: May 23, 2016, 06:39:04 PM »
Execute protocol 22, secure shell!