Topic: Famous books never written

[Al Terego]

Let's make a definitive list of books that should have been instant classics, if only they were written.

Allow me to start with a handful of titles from my imaginary bookshelf:

"The Joy of TV Dinners", by Mike Rowave.
"Ladies' Love", by Conny Lingus.
"Korean Culture for Dummies", by Sum Dum Fuk.
"Find Your Better Half", by Holly & Matt Rimony.
and finally, "My Double Life", by yours truly.

Please share your favourites,
-- Al

[RedRose]

[gaggedLouise]

Down in the Bunker: Memoirs by Martin Bormann

Get me to the Moon on Time! by Neil Armstrong

and
I'm a Spy by E-7  -this is actually a real title, I found it in a used-books shop sale. Purports to be a secret memoir by a British spy, printed in the late 1930s, and the guy is so secret he put the book out under a code name.

[Al Terego]

And by the same author...

[RedRose]

LOOOOL

[midnightblack]

Well, at least it's not the freight train coming your way.