Bland, 'inoffensive' things. By all means, do get me a silk scarf. I may not wear them, but I like them nonetheless (and tie them on my handbags, on occasion). But beige? Who on earth would like a beige accessory? Accessories are meant to jazz things up!
Home accessories. Keep those for the wedding anniversary, please. This present is for me alone.
Imitation perfume. If you can't get the real thing (which can be ridiculously expensive, so I totally understand), don't get it at all.
Nail polish. You've only ever seen me wear clear polish, you should have taken the hint long ago.
Hot chocolate sets. Ugly mugs and useless accessories. I love my hot chocolate, but I don't want, much less have to serve it that way.