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Offline AviTopic starter

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Funny News Stories
« on: January 07, 2008, 07:43:39 PM »
This made me LOL.  Feel free to post any other ones you guys find:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080107/od_afp/mexicoschoolchildoffbeat

Offline kongming

Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 04:21:54 AM »
That's pretty funny. I was considering stabbing one of my kidneys so as to change to disability pension instead of this torturous "job seeker training" course I have to attend in order to get government money, so I understand how the poor bugger feels.

Offline Sabby

Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 04:31:58 AM »
Why did that suddenly bring images of Pedro, from Nepoleon Dynamite?

Offline King_Furby

Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2008, 10:23:37 PM »
I posted an acticle here once that was funny. I'm not going to look it up but it was about a guy who killed a peacock. the animal escaped from the zoo, he beat it to death thinking it was a vampire. It was sad cause the animal died but his reason was sort of funny. Thinking peacocks are vampires..wtf.

Offline Serenity Vixen

Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 04:41:16 AM »
Don't let their cuteness fool you!!
Peacocks are vampires :P

Offline Elvi

Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 05:02:44 AM »
Peacocks cute?
They are vicous little sods, almost as bad a swans!

Offline Sabby

Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 05:05:26 AM »
So? A temper doesn't detract from being cute :P

Vampire Peacocks? The one with the biggest plume is the Head Vampire.

Offline kongming

Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2008, 05:19:48 AM »
Well so far we know that vampires can turn into bats and wolves (as well as mists and pools of blood). Who is to say that they can't also turn into peacocks?

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Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2008, 03:30:48 PM »
How about these?

Free Sex at Prague Brothel Tests Taboo as Reality Romps Hit Web
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20670001&refer=&sid=a6C0QuB5G6Ys

and the 2007 Darwin Awards
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007.html

Offline Brandon

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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2008, 03:50:55 AM »

Offline Sabby

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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2008, 04:00:49 AM »
Ok, Brandon posts with brain controlled robots... finally decided to go pro genius, eh?

Offline Brandon

Re: Funny News Stories
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2008, 04:12:30 AM »
Its just part of the planning stages. If you're going to rule the world with an army of psychicly controlled robot T-rex's you have to start somewhere.