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Author Topic: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?  (Read 6668 times)

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Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« on: January 04, 2008, 04:30:43 PM »
If you thought 'Asshole' version of Mario was bad, try this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Xd21u3UDE

Anyone wants to make a bet with me? If you beat the game, I'll be your slave. If you surrender first, you're my slave.;)

Offline Swedish Steel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2008, 04:57:23 PM »
Heh. I DON'T want to be the guy. Playing that game would drive me crazy.

Offline Jefepato

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2008, 05:04:10 PM »
Holy crap.

No bet.  I'd be at it for weeks before I ever beat even the first boss.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 11:59:44 AM »
I am so downloading that :P

Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 01:46:53 PM »
Oh yes, here's the link to the game.
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php
Dare you.:)

Liriel, want to take my bet?

Offline Lirliel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 03:51:45 PM »
Why the hell do you think I'd torture myself by playing that :P

Sure I'll take your bet, also, how long would you be my slave? Forever?

Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2008, 04:00:56 PM »
Slavery till a succesful escape, all restraints allowed, no bondage too crazy.

So, we're seriously serious? You beat the game, you win. You fail to beat the game, you lose.
We can agree to a reasonable time limit, right? Two weeks would suffice? A month?:)

Offline Lirliel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 04:03:03 PM »
No way man, two Weeks?! Uh-uh, 2 Months, I read the reviews, watched the videos, FUCK that shit, two months if I don't finish, you can have me. If I beat it your ass is mine.

Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 04:06:31 PM »
Wait a moment, you know how tough the game really is and you're considering giving it a go?

Just how good are you at this...?

Month and a half?

Offline Lirliel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 04:08:07 PM »
I beat, Mario, Mario 2 Mario 3 and several other platform games on PS, N64, NES, Sega.

I'd be willing to give this shit a go, yeah.

2 Months. Non negociable.

Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 04:17:02 PM »
Month+3 weeks?:)

Offline Lirliel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2008, 04:19:31 PM »
Celestial, just accept before I change my mind okay?

Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2008, 04:30:20 PM »
You're on.
You've got until 5th of March 2008 to become the guy, otherwise, it's time to get used to playing games in manacles and thumb-cuffs. (oh, who am I kidding. I'll cuff all your fingers just in case).

So Liriel, have fun with spikes. Have fun with zombies. And very  importantly, have fun with Zakraid.

Sincerely, Celestial Goblin.

Offline Lirliel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2008, 04:36:31 PM »
No the sixth [Expletive Deleted], I aint installed the game yet, since It's still dling !

When it's on my computer, playable, THEN the clock starts ticking got it?
« Last Edit: January 09, 2008, 04:44:16 PM by Vekseid »

Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2008, 04:40:02 PM »
Got it.
Hey, even more fun... We count time from your first death in the game.

I mean, that's pretty much the same thing as beggining, right?:)

Offline Lirliel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2008, 04:44:13 PM »
Pretty much yeah

Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2008, 01:22:13 PM »
Yeah, bet won, Liriel in chains.
Just look at her folks, she thought she could be The Guy, but gave up after the first boss.

(a big hand to her, she actually got past the first boss. that's more than most people can do without biting the computer)

Offline schnookums

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2008, 08:49:09 PM »
*hrms* I guess *I* should have taken this bet....after 18 hours of brutality, I am, in fact, fighting THE GUY. I'll post a link to my save file if in fact I beat THE GUY. (I'm definitely keeping it as an *if* for now, not *when*)

Offline Lirliel

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2008, 12:38:17 AM »
I did however destroy my mouse *Grins* threw it against the wall in frustration.. it broke strangely..

Offline strangely made

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2008, 01:57:26 AM »
I wouldn't say 'broke' exactly. 'twas more of a flesh wound.

Offline Elvi

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2008, 02:37:46 AM »
*looks around the work room*

OK..where've you got her hidden...you said you'd walked into the door!

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2008, 11:10:14 AM »
If you thought 'Asshole' version of Mario was bad, try this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Xd21u3UDE

Anyone wants to make a bet with me? If you beat the game, I'll be your slave. If you surrender first, you're my slave.;)

can i be your slave and just not bother to play the game?  here, how's this? I surrender now! :D

Offline Celestial GoblinTopic starter

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2008, 02:48:10 PM »
*hrms* I guess *I* should have taken this bet....after 18 hours of brutality, I am, in fact, fighting THE GUY.
*jaw drops*
How... what?

*looks around the work room*
OK..where've you got her hidden...you said you'd walked into the door!

She's right here, inside the shackles, manacles, chastity belt, face harness, gag, special footwear, collar, latex catsuit and leather mittens.:)

I did however destroy my mouse *Grins* threw it against the wall in frustration.. it broke strangely..
*teases* angry Liriel.

can i be your slave and just not bother to play the game?  here, how's this? I surrender now! :D

Only on one condition.
That you will pay the full price for your defiance, even if you won't offer any. ;D

Offline strangely made

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2008, 02:52:56 PM »
You do realise that under EU regulations 6754/a2 any slaves intending to travel to Poland, first have to be quarantined in The United Kingdom, specifically North Norfolk for 12 months first.


Offline Elvi

Re: Latest in video game masochism - Do you want to be the guy?
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2008, 02:54:45 PM »
Yes..you're right Strangely, at the quarantine centre on the coast very near to where we are, or is that just under where we are?