You've got until 5th of March 2008 to become the guy, otherwise, it's time to get used to playing games in manacles and thumb-cuffs. (oh, who am I kidding. I'll cuff all your fingers just in case).
So Liriel, have fun with spikes. Have fun with zombies. And very importantly, have fun with Zakraid.
Sincerely, Celestial Goblin.