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Offline banditTopic starter

The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« on: November 12, 2011, 06:55:38 AM »
I am a huge fan of Cracked.com and I'm sure a lot of you are. When I read this article I couldn't help but think that it needed to be shared here. It's pretty entertaining...

http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_the-5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html

Offline Jacqueline

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2011, 07:20:06 AM »
So silly, thanks for sharing!

Offline Sabby

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2011, 07:43:33 AM »
Careful man, there's a bit of an unwritten rule on linking here, mostly dropping a link without supplying much of a thread to read, and Cracked was pretty much leading the charge xD There's a topic specifically for Cracked articles you wanna share.

The article you linked is a classic though. Read it ages ago. The Indy/Voldemort one sounds like something I'd actually read, being the yaoi chaser I am >.<

Offline Chris Brady

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 07:56:58 AM »
OK, that *beep* was *beep*in' HILARIOUS!

Of course, it's all slash/fic stuff, and it's by a woman.  But I gotta give her props for willingly going where no one has gone before.  Or should, for that matter.

Offline Lilias

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 01:16:37 PM »
Am I the only one who, on finishing the article, went on seamlessly to the '5 Most Baffling Explosions' one?

>_>

Offline banditTopic starter

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2011, 06:16:17 PM »
Nope. I couldn't resist lol

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Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 02:05:04 PM »
"Also, the image of Agent Smith slithering up and down Patrick Stewart's body, snake-style, is one that will haunt us until the end of our days, thanks so much."

...thanks Cracked, now it's stuck in MY head...

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Offline Sabby

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2011, 02:23:15 PM »
I actually found the nuzzling more disturbing... sex is sex, but when your nuzzling, you know they're invested.

Offline Beorning

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 02:50:46 PM »
I must say that the Picard / Elrond story made my jaw drop...  :o

How can people even come up with such ideas? How, I ask?  ;D

Offline FrostShifter

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2011, 12:52:06 PM »
That's cracked up. Some of the things people can come up with are just undescribable. And I kept clicking on article after article. lol I watched the "greatest reaction since double rainbow guy" vid. Now I'm an avid poke player, since gen one, but i cringed at that guy's reaction.

Offline banditTopic starter

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2011, 11:15:25 PM »
Hey, I'm not one to judge but slash fic always seems to come up with the most absurd pairings lol

Offline FrostShifter

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2011, 11:24:35 PM »
Hey, I'm not one to judge but slash fic always seems to come up with the most absurd pairings lol

So true!

Offline Predatory Fantasia

Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2011, 05:29:56 PM »
That has got to be the most disturbing article that I have read in months...  *goes off to work on his own 'fanfiction' project*

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Re: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2011, 05:31:07 PM »
*rolls around cackling*

Oh, that is so wonderful.