.. Extreme Ironing.. the trick is to use half a board from a game such as Monopoly or better yet, Risk (stronger board, by far).. strategically placed inside the jacket to pull out easily.. along with a solar powered mini iron. Black and Decker has them for a decent price. But make sure you get the XM5000 model... it heats much quicker than the other lame versions. Also.. be careful of birds. Something about the scent of the heating iron is to them like a flame to a moth. They go crazy for it.
Ohhhh, so super sounds without them pesky neighbors getting their knickers in a twist, eh? Hell yeah.
.. if I bring a helium tank and a book of Shakespearean quotes.. yeah.. come on.. you know that sounds cool, eh?