I don't have a phone, or a lot of money, and can't afford a good plan or to keep stocking up with a prepaid, so I thought, duh, will just get an iPod touch! I won't be able to make calls, but I can chat on Messenger, check Elliquiy and post on Facebook, right?
Nahhh, found out just now those things only work on Wifi, so taking it with me into town is kind of pointless unless I wanna stop in the middle of grocery shopping to watch Power Rangers. But I tried looking for an alternative, and jumpin' German Shepherds fuck that. Don't people use words anymore, or number their products, how am I suppose to tell the difference between one capitalized jumble of letters and the next?
So what I need from my phone (I call it 'phone' when really I have no idea what you may call it, a pad, an ebook, whatever) is the ability to go online anywhere where there's signal, whether or not this costs me, I need to play movies and music, and I need Apps, so I can load my comic files.
Honestly, I'm cheap, I need the cheapest model possible, and if the cheaper ones are also bigger, then even better.