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Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5800 on: November 21, 2017, 12:11:31 AM »
Fish granted! You have dead tropical fish in a fish tank in your home and you cannot get rid of it (nor smell of the dead fish creeping from the fishtank)!

I wish I would be rich, with no drawbacks being one.

Offline Backdraft

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5801 on: November 21, 2017, 12:41:02 AM »
Fish granted! You have dead tropical fish in a fish tank in your home and you cannot get rid of it (nor smell of the dead fish creeping from the fishtank)!

I wish I would be rich, with no drawbacks being one.

You have all the money in the world, making it totally useless as a bargaining tool. The economy collapses, and the world deteriorates into theft and wars over consumables and fuels.

I wish I had the ability to shift my physical form into whatever shape I choose an unlimited number of times.

Offline Spazadacious

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5802 on: November 21, 2017, 10:52:32 AM »

Your wish has been granted of having the ability to shift your physical form into whatever you choose in unlimited quantity. Unfortunately, you shift into a rhino inside a brick wall and somehow get stuck on repeat.


I wish I had a camel with two heads

Offline Trevino

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5803 on: November 29, 2017, 12:05:10 PM »
Granted, but it immediately dies upon birth.

I wish for an additional wish!

Offline Backdraft

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5804 on: November 29, 2017, 12:38:25 PM »
You now have another wish—but you can only use it to wish for another wish ad infinitude.

I wish I could grant my own wishes!

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5805 on: November 29, 2017, 11:25:30 PM »
Granted, but with that power, you also have to corrupt your wishes. Have fun!

I wish I had the energy of a five year old.

Offline Backdraft

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5806 on: November 29, 2017, 11:32:03 PM »
Congratulations! You're now trapped in an endless cycle of restlessness and over-tiredness. When you don't feel the need to run down hallways screaming at the top of your lungs, you're busy passing out anywhere that has even a mildly comfy chair.

I wish I could control the temperature in my house without electricity.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5807 on: November 29, 2017, 11:40:15 PM »
Perfect! What I always wanted in life. :P

And granted. You now have a blow torch to warm up your house (and run the risk of burning it down) and a fire hose to cool it down.

I wish I hadn't spent copious amounts of money on Christmas presents... especially since I need to wrap them all. >.<

Offline Trevino

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5808 on: November 30, 2017, 02:37:44 AM »
Granted, your assets have been frozen to prevent further spending.

I wish I was the internet itself.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5809 on: December 05, 2017, 05:38:04 PM »
Granted, but you are reduced to electrons plying their 24 hour shifts.

I wish I was a gladiator able to catch the eye of powerful women.

Offline Backdraft

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5810 on: December 05, 2017, 07:36:22 PM »
Congratulations! You are officially a gladiator in the arena—with
this woman's full attention.

I wish there was an incredible Disney villain song about me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5811 on: December 08, 2017, 01:20:13 PM »
I'll let you into a secret. There was... It was fantastic! But you know how these things go.
The song simply didn't make the cut.

I wish my mind could be transplanted into a perfectly functional and attractive cyber body.

Offline Sumara

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5812 on: December 09, 2017, 07:50:37 AM »
Granted!  Your mind is now inside of a cybernetic body that is drop-dead gorgeous and works perfectly!  Only problem is... you were brain dead by the time they managed to implant it.  Sorry...

I wish fast food was healthy.

Offline Mirrah

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5813 on: December 09, 2017, 09:48:44 AM »
Hooray for healthy fast food! Granted! We needed more of this! ... Unfortunately, you pay a steep price of money and waiting time for freshness. It'd be cheaper to just eat at a restaurant, not to mention it's nearly as quick.

I wish that my new tires will arrive on time.

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5814 on: December 09, 2017, 10:14:27 AM »
Congratulations! Today is your lucky day. But you have to put them on yourself.

I wish someone would pay me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5815 on: December 09, 2017, 04:07:26 PM »
You are in luck, or not.

Et tu brute! - From the evidence, it seems you were paid in kind so many times , it would have been cheaper just to pay you off.

I wish I could comprehend how matter first came to exist.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5816 on: December 09, 2017, 05:37:57 PM »
Granted, you are transported to that exact moment with the equipment to observe it.

I wish for a calm starry night to observe.


Offline Backdraft

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5817 on: December 10, 2017, 09:02:21 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately, the calmness of the world around you on this night has led to an overabundance of light pollution as everybody is at home relaxing with the lights on. You can't see the stars at all, though you know they're there.

I wish I could eat as much as I wished without becoming overweight.

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5818 on: December 10, 2017, 10:07:52 AM »
Granted. You are now a tick.


I wished I wasn't stuck at the terminal in Memphis 1590 miles from my destination in Vegas.

Offline Backdraft

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5819 on: December 10, 2017, 10:12:26 AM »
Granted! You're now stuck on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan, 2522 miles from your destination in Vegas!

I wish education was a right in America, not a privilege.

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5820 on: December 10, 2017, 10:59:03 AM »
Granted. You now have no choice in what you study or what your occupation will be. You will study microbiology and be forced to work in a lab testing bioweapons.


I wish I could control time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5821 on: December 10, 2017, 11:08:28 AM »
Congratulations, you now exist outside of time, able to travel through the infinite timestream at will, but totally unable to affect the events occurring.

I wish Washington would get its shit together.

Offline EloquentNurse

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5822 on: December 24, 2017, 09:08:04 PM »
Granted! Only problem is it's too late and WWIII has started because it took too long.

I wish to be able to see in to the future.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5823 on: December 27, 2017, 05:05:29 PM »
Granted in spades!
You can, but only in relation to three stars on the edge of the universe.

I wish I could get rid of the need to kill to live...


Offline HockeyGod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5824 on: January 21, 2018, 10:22:34 AM »
Done. You're dead - the need is gone.

I wish the weather would stop being so crazy!