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Offline Jassara Sunn

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #975 on: April 20, 2012, 10:20:20 PM »
Granted, now you must live under water, no longer able to breath on land.

I wish animals could talk.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #976 on: April 26, 2012, 02:21:50 AM »
Granted, all animals gain human intelligence... while all humans are reduced to animal intelligence. A donkey takes your for his pet.

I wish I could fall asleep right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #977 on: April 26, 2012, 03:21:07 AM »
Granted! You fall asleep, never to wake again. Not dead, just locked in an eternal slumber, only broken when you're able to form a rational thought.

I wish I had to power to "throw" myself into other people, glimpsing how they see things.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #978 on: April 26, 2012, 03:27:43 AM »
Granted. The first person's perspective you are able to take on is mine - while I am still entombed in the paralysis of my most recently corrupted wish - which now traps you as well inside the dreams of my sleeping mind.

I wish I had a very very large bed.

Offline Phil66666

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #979 on: April 29, 2012, 11:32:33 AM »
But when you open the bag, a blue paint bomb explodes in your face.

I wish I had a pet hamster.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #980 on: May 02, 2012, 01:34:32 PM »
Granted.. but the cute little furball snuck into 'that room'.. ohhh yes, you know the room.. where you got things hidden. Became soooo traumatized by what it saw.. it ran away. Joined the circus.. became the main attraction.. then later found you, all full of itself from the fame. Sent it's henchmen (also hamsters.. but the kind you wouldn't wanna meet in a dark alley late at night).. who threw you in a cell. Yeah.. kinda anticlimactic ending.. although the monstrous hamsters.. thought they were a cool addiction.. yeah?

I wish I could think up spectacular endings.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #981 on: May 03, 2012, 01:28:06 PM »
Granted but now you can't come up with spectacular beginnings



I wish when I wished it would actually come true.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #982 on: May 03, 2012, 06:06:13 PM »
Granted.. but the backlog through your entire life, and allllllll prior lives.. swarms you at once.. making you go quite mad with so many sudden granted wishes. Your mind descends into  absolute madness. Welcome! Heh.. how's it going, gorgeous?

I wish I could simply have one year where I made all the right decisions. See? A humble wish. Not being my normal greedy self.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #983 on: May 03, 2012, 08:03:36 PM »
It would be your first year of life as a baby, not this year or next year.  Your days of making nothing but correct decisions are over.

I wish that I could make a wish without anyone being able to corrupt it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #984 on: May 03, 2012, 09:15:10 PM »
Granted............... That was sarcasm! Your wish has been corrupted!


I wish I could finish the book I've been working on......

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #985 on: May 04, 2012, 11:01:00 AM »
Granted, you decide to be finished with it and delete all of your files...

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #986 on: May 05, 2012, 02:29:38 PM »
Granted, your shoulder and entire arm disappear.

I wish I understood men....

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #987 on: May 05, 2012, 06:00:17 PM »
Granted, now you realize that chips and beer ARE a proper meal, and suddenly understand that watching sports in tv is the most enjoyable of activities and so this will be your lifestyle for now on... besides, all those shoes you keep... you can't even think why you bought them in the first place...

I wish I was immune to hangovers 

Offline Damian Silvermane

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #988 on: May 05, 2012, 06:59:01 PM »
Granted, now you're vulnerable to drug addiction including alcohol!

I wish I had better motivation to exercise.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #989 on: May 05, 2012, 07:03:58 PM »
Granted - there's a hungry bear right behind you.  I suggest you run... fast!

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

Offline Damian Silvermane

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #990 on: May 05, 2012, 07:06:42 PM »
Granted, you now have diabetes and become the successor posterchild of Wilford Brimley!

I wish the Elder Scrolls MMO would be out now. D:

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #991 on: May 05, 2012, 07:16:51 PM »
Granted - but there's a bug in the system, and after 5 minutes Rick Ashley's Never Gonna Give You Up video starts looping and never ends.  Have fun with that.

I wish gas prices were lower, much lower.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #992 on: May 05, 2012, 08:21:51 PM »
Granted, they match the prices of 1960 - but you can only pay with bills dated from 1960 or earlier.

I wish it only rained in the evenings, leaving all days sunny and pleasant.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #993 on: May 05, 2012, 08:28:26 PM »
Granted.  But there's an end to midnight strolls on the beach and fireworks on the fourth of July.  Thanks a lot.

I wish there was a full moon every night.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #994 on: May 05, 2012, 08:30:12 PM »
*Sorry about that*
Granted, but the world is soon taken over by werewolves.

I wish I had a pet goat to eat my junk mail.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #995 on: May 05, 2012, 08:42:53 PM »
That is a terrific wish. Creative, Good for the planet, Good for the goat, and a useful way to get rid of junk mail.  Totally granted.  But, theres sooo much junk mail the the goat droppings make it impossible for you to get out of your house.  Trapped inside, you loose your business, can't pay bills and are soon evicted.  On the bright side - no more junk mail - which is what you really wanted anyway.  So, yeah - I'd say that's a success.

I wish I had thought of facebook first.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #996 on: May 06, 2012, 11:25:49 AM »
Granted, but it's not the same Facebook we know today, and MySpace takes it over it and it becomes "MyFace". (ooohh...MyFace! Gonna have to trademark and patent that one, and register the domain name, and...) ;D

I wish I could stop hiccuping and never hiccup again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #997 on: May 06, 2012, 12:37:53 PM »
Granted, he eats a piece of mail you believe to be junk, but actually contains a check for LARGE lump sum of money.....

I wish my writers block would disappear.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #998 on: May 06, 2012, 12:47:43 PM »
Granted. But in it's place.. where the writer's block once sat all menacing.. is now an exceptionally annoying jello block. And whenever you try to do anything productive, including writing.. but also including anything from slipping on shoes to standing up.. anyyyyyything.. it starts to pelt you with chunks of it's neverending jello substance. And while you soon start to be quite alluring.. all slick and jello-fied.. it does make the day-to-day moments somewhat difficult. But you are quite fetching.

I wish the human (and vampire) mind was completely understood (and accessible) for it's immense potential.. in every possible way.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #999 on: May 06, 2012, 09:59:50 PM »
Ohh dear, I hope its black cherry jello, yuuumm........

Granted! Now humans are no longer human. They contain imaginable powers, so immense, they cannot control it and end up destorying themselves. With the vampires new found powers, they find animal blood is not enough to sustain them. But they feed off of them anyway, quickly killing off every species of animals. No with no blood, they slowly begin to die off, leaving the world to be ove run by............. INSECTS!!!!!!!

I wish for a never ending supply of cash!